Avi
greedypup.bsky.social
Avi
@greedypup.bsky.social
190 followers 270 following 210 posts
35 year old Midwest Pup, He/Him, Nerd, Snarky, Gay 🔞 DMs open, but be respectful and don’t expect an instant reply I do have a life outside of pup stuff
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I feel that. Home me: idk Imma be indecisive and lazy as fuck.
Work me: writing up concrete plans, giving orders, doing basically the opposite of home me.
Husband who overheard me in a teams meeting working from home: wtf was that?
Me: this is why I’m lazy outside of work I don’t wanna be in charge!
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half. My phone just showed the first sentence as a preview and I went “that doesn’t sound like her” then I read the * and went “ok that does sound like her.”
The Edna in me yells: No capes!
The Helldiver in me yells: Fuck ya
The nerd in me goes: gotta do it for the cosplay!
2 out of 3 of the personalities I’m willing to admit to having support the capes.
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There's something erotic about the idea of a muscular jock dressed in a tight latex suit, unknowingly watched by perverts who want to brainwash him and harvest his seeds.

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Last thing I got from MIR was the white and black parts for the muzzle love it with my Symbiote Spider-Man suit. I’m not like those other web slinging pups. I’m a bad boy.
#pup #humanpup #spiderpup #gaymer #spandex
Look at that nerd. In his cutoff jacket. Gotta teach him a lesson for trying to sneak into the cool pups club. 😈
I mean don’t stop granted the gear is hot
Who let the pup on the couch, he should be on the ground on his knees. Clearly the pup doesn’t want any bones.
Can confirm, apparently growing up my in-laws would tell my husband he’s annoying or bothering them. He now would sooner bleed out from a gunshot wound than bother someone by asking them for a ride to the hospital (not a real example just hyperbole he has not been shot). Words fuck you up hard.
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What’s that Spotify you decided I should be depressed while working? I mean way ahead of you but I guess you made the music match the vibes.
Dragonsong
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Ya, it’s always a head scratcher. Like I can meet up with folks, fool around, and still go home to my husband. Me fucking someone doesn’t mean I’m leaving my husband for them. I just don’t view love/sex as the same thing. Sex is more a“hey you’re hot I’m horny wanna make each other feel good?” Thing
I mean… it’s Nerf or nothing. Plus now gotta find some of those nerf swords from back in the day to have a some naked highlander duels. I want my sexy rp to include battle axes.
That happens way too much to me. Even if it’s a gay I’m just trying to game with. Oh I’m sorry me having a husband means we can’t play Helldivers 2 together now?
Right? He just walked up gave it to me, and I was so caught up in meeting folks I feel sad I didn’t thank him properly 🥺
Ooo that’s fun too.
This gives big JRPG boss energy. “Only way to continue is through me. So fighting or fucking your choice”
Also if anyone that was at #MIR knows the pup that was passing these guys out, let them know I really appreciated it. I got one during the Friday newcomer orientation/meet and greet. So much was going on and I lost track of the pup, but it was a great way to start the weekend 💜
I mean I’m not gonna say no
Day 1 of post MIR life, back to being hooman, in the words of a Philosopher “Work sucks, I know”
I got my husband that one and a “Cum in me” one