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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 3d

The worst feeling in the world is being shot multiple times and feeling the misshapen metal rip its way thru my body. The second worst is meeting someone’s dad while on cocaine

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 7d

The greatest part of being a musician is I can say “I had cocaine for breakfast” and no one even bats an eye.

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 7d

Not me believing you actually went to Paris for waaay too long into this joke

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 7d

I don’t do drugs because they’re cool, I do drugs because I’m cool

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 15d

If you brought someone from 1950 to today and showed them porn on the internet their head would explode

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 20d

Country music used to be punk. It used to be “fuck the man.” Now it’s just about “how deep can I get the man into my throat?” Bootlicking sellouts. Long live the outlaws.

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 24d

I STG the boomer generation sucks soooo bad. Can you even imagine having a mid life crisis that wasn’t about how I can’t afford a house at 40+?

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 28d

I know it’s a little late but I’m really trying to get fired off this job so I’m just gonna keep posting the most offensive Charlie Kirk material I can think of.

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 29d

Charlie Kirk faked his death to escape to South America with his gay black lover. I have proof

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 29d

Been locked out of my blue sky account for like 2 months but I had to get it sorted out so I have a place to post my unhinged thoughts

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · Jun 8

They’re using them like shotguns. You don’t direct fire gas canisters at people. That’s how you kill with “less than lethal”

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · Jun 5

Elongated Muskrat and dumpy pants taco boy are beefing and I haven’t been this happy about a feud since my parents decided we’re having two Christmases

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · Jun 5

If my girlfriend ever asked me for a threesome I would assume it was just part of an elaborate plan to let her murder me and get away with it

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · Jun 3

Yeah like I said. What is it?

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · Jun 3

I didn’t know what quinoa was so I looked it up. Still don’t know.

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · Jun 3

Every time I start to believe someone’s theories on a subject I immediately think of all the times I have spoken with confidence and authority about a subject despite having absolutely no idea what I’m talking about and that’s why I’m a skeptic

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · May 25

High tolerance levels to drugs and alcohol isn’t cool, it’s a fucking curse. My gf gets lit off a half shot of vodka. I would do anything to have that super power

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · May 20

Meanwhile, I’m just over here wondering how Bane was the bad guy after stealing a billionaire’s money and putting all the rich assholes on trial and then sentencing them to death

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · May 18

It’s rare that I see a war movie where I’m like “yeah that was way worse than what I went thru.”

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · May 5

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

media.tenor.com

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · May 5

This is amazing.

Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · May 5

I think this is the right way to do this. Inform people politely. The internet has this habit of becoming more toxic in the process of correcting someone than the original person was being. Someone who clearly doesn’t know that’s considered offensive shouldn’t be attacked

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · May 5

I want this series but Bill Belichick is the love coach that teaches them how to attract a partner.

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · May 2

Drugs are only cool when you do them. Otherwise they’re just evidence.

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Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · May 2

I’m 100% sure I’m cool because my credit card will make your tongue numb

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