"change one letter, ruin a candy"

I choose the last letter she ever wrote me. she blames almond joy for the breakup instead of my deep insecurity and compulsion to turn even a simple joke into something overly elaborate and emotionally cruel. I never forgive the candy bar that took her away from me

I dunno... what's the ruby do, and would the person who gets you out end up stuck inside instead?

Not too worried about you maybe being in there for a Dang Good Reason...

i've been sealed inside a magic ruby