Author | Lightnews

Grafdelver

@grafdelver.bsky.social

240 followers 640 following 170 posts

🏴‍☠️♾️ ⚫ Dad of 2 young women ⚫ Professional over-explainer (Tech/SEO/CMS) ⚫ Musician ⚫ I Love: K-dramas, Horror, Sci-fi, Logic, & Strategy ⚫ Unapologetically best friends with my wife.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Reposted by Grafdelver

pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social @pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social · 4h

phpIsInevitable

1 3

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · 4h

Its for exactly this reason that I always recommend devs setup staging on a subdomain rather than leaving it on your managed hosts default url - If you ever have issues with the robots/index directives on your staging env - you'll see it in GSC.

John Mueller @johnmu.com · 7h

Bonus: if you use something like "content.your-site.com", you can just verify the main domain with DNS in Search Console, and get all data for your website + the content hosted there in a single property in Search Console. (6/7)

1 1 2

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · 5d

Bout every 4 or 5 years or so you can just do "sudo reboot" and it'll work. No flags. No other CLUs. Just reboot. At least for a little while before opinions get back in the way of common sense.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · 16d

Nepo Pundit: A Haiku

Hasan, you moron.
All they wanted was the truth.
You streamed denial.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Oct 3

This isn't #SEO.
This is... something. Dudebro hype for one.
... but this isn't SEO.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Oct 2

Months even.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 30

Everywhere you turn - literally every social platform - is invaded with topics of hate, anger, and intensity.

We really got to get back to allowing people to create their own spaces online, curate the content they see without a "helpful" algorithm.

Until then, I think I'll create some spaces.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 27

Can anyone tell me why we're so complacent doing browser extensions?

SEOs deserve real tools man.

I'm tired of just Frog and Bulb.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 27

lol
The Doomsayers are ever prevalent.

But search does not die. It is humanity’s oldest pursuit - connection and knowledge. Older than any of us, and destined to outlast us all.

Search does not die. It only changes form.

idonthaveacoolname 🇨🇦 @idonthaveacoolname.bsky.social · Sep 27

As search dies under SEO sludge and AI confidently recycles it, we enter a loop of polished misinformation. The web splits into curated knowledge and noise. Unless AI learns to judge credibility, search won't reveal truth… just whoever fakes it best.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 26

I guess being at literally every major intersection isn't sustainable. www.npr.org/2025/09/25/n...

Starbucks is closing more stores and laying off 900 workers

The coffee giant plans to cut 900 corporate jobs and shut down about 1% of its stores as the chain's turnaround plan approaches a one-year mark.

www.npr.org

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 18

Listen, I'm just as much of an asshole online as anyone else is - the difference is I only have a main. Changing to an alt doesn't make you any better - in fact I think it makes you worse.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 18

Take a minute and think about it.

Culpability and cover is an executive's #1 best friend.

Kimmel has been at the chopping block ever since Iger took back over. This was just an excuse. A way to point a finger and get rid of a dying format

Don't hate me, I <3 late night, but the signs are clear

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 11

Shoulda been Elon tho.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 11

Don't be so sad

Cheer Up Charlie

YouTube video by CameraThyme

www.youtube.com

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 10

Don't get offended when your millennial children and/or parents don't react to images of political violence. We grew up on this.

Today all of this just became really really real for some people who have been incredibly naive.

They are the only victims I feel sad for today.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 7

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Sep 4

Some of these titles should definitely read "Survivors of Donald Trump's Sexual Abuse"

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Aug 28

I think groups of gamers as a general concept rival that of groups like nazis and the kkk for worst groups of people to ever exist. I grew up a gamer, but grew out of it for this exact reason. I still play games, but I'm not a gamer.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Aug 26

Decided to check out that Warside game which is an Advanced Wars clone - only to see PirateSoftware prominently featured on the store page.

Nope.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Aug 15

Imagine if it was... "Man... all these people's passwords are the same!"

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Aug 15

Hijacking this post to let everyone know they can help to unlock the secret 11th episode of Game Changer!

1. Goto www.ep11.love
3. Click the target
3. Use the password: SAMALAMADINGDONG

3 46 78

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Aug 15

I have unlocked the secret 11th episode of @dropout.tv's @gamechangershow.bsky.social…. But I need 99779 others to help me!

Goto www.ep11.love > Click the target and use the password: SAMALAMADINGDONG

1 3

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Aug 12

Neurodivergent realization # 6387625876:

People don't like when I use the proper plural form of schema (schemata) because of the religious concept of stigmata.

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Aug 6

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Aug 5

Harry Potter is the new Hugo Boss.

Beloved brands with dark cores.

Gross.