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and I feel gay in this Chilis tonight
There are 2 no right on red intersections that I don’t go right on red bc pedestrians get hit there legit a lot but other than that you have to go right on red even when *illegal* or ppl will honk until you go lmao
I need to go home and sit in the grass omg
It’s the cute way she sings it. It’s like “boy I know where you live 🥰” I love these lil bitches sm
“Hope you feel alright when you’re in her” is so crazy lol
exactly. ppl can be rude and act like they are more important bc they are ~soo~ busy. I will sit here and be patient and nice to this overwhelmed 20 yr old employee lol. It might really help their day and I am in no rush.
I am a v patient person and I think the universe takes advantage of that lol. I stg everywhere I go everything takes forever and I’m just like 😇☺️ np np
I love my towels so much. I’m so rich.
Also it’s a Tuesday and you are 39 yrs old you might be an alcoholic btw !!!
I attract alcoholics in recovery or heavy drinkers. where are the light drinkers/ppl who don’t care about alcohol lol EYE I am sober yet I am still dealing with other ppl’s drinking ??? and I would like to de-center alcohol from my (sex) life thank you !!!! GO AWAY !! ?
I know that like addicts attract addicts but like can all the alcoholics/heavy drinkers stay tf away from me lmao stop 🥲
I don’t know who that is
I’m helping them with their profiles. This is literally so fun lol I think I should make them pay me. Is that prostitution.
They’re like “oh but I’m just trying to placate or be nice like I don’t wanna sound like a dick.” I’m not talking about ghosting, just stop saying things that you don’t mean !!! Why do yall do this !!!! Why are you saying things you don’t mean when you could just say nothing.
I’m in a v interesting position to give these men honest dating advice from a woman’s perspective and I’m apparently blowing their minds by telling them things like *hey instead of lying, just saying nothing*
f*** or get off the c***
I really need to stop waking up at 5am like this is just too much day time
LEAVE ME ALONE, BITCH, I WANNA HAVE FUN
my dad texted me asking me if I’m still making Thanksgiving dinner this year
What a strange and wonderful time for me
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I wanna be MESSSSSSY I want the DRAMAAAAA
yay candy’s house gay bird phd friend !!!!