Vex
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#HazbinHotelrp #hhrp Wake up in the morning With the sunlight in my eyes No, my head don't feel so bright What the hell happened last night?
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NO MINORS. NO (real) DRAMA

Muse:
Name: Vex

Species: Hazbin Hotel butterfly sinner

Age: 28

Sex: Female

Orientation: Pan no lean

Cannon and Oc friendly.

Occupation: You hiring?

Mun:

32 North America

Writing style: Short or long. Don't rush me, I won't rush you.
arm guard for your wife and ..well was gonna say kid but you never said if you had any...Pet...cat?"
"And that doesn't paint a target on your back? I feel like that would cause a lot of headaches for like blackmail and kidnapping attempts. Although..."

Trailing off she looked him up and down once but not rudely

"Me thinks its not you whom would be the kidnapee. You must have one hell of an
"Money wise?... let's say i run a very, very proffitable operation across the seven rings, is how i can afford this many employees, build structure and still come out as one of if not the richest sinner in all of hell."

The insect had his methods... and a head for business.
"Bud..that's more workers than most over lords have contracted at any given time..I think. You can't tell me any of the Vee's have that many. You get that many pissed off people under you and that's how a mutiny starts...How ain't you broke?"
"Bud..that's more workers than most over lords have contracted at any given time..I think. You can't tell me any of the Vee's have that many. You get that many pissed off people under you and that's how a mutiny starts...How ain't you broke?"
"I have many under my care... i cannot afford to let threats to them go around uncontested. Seven rings, roughly fifteen thousand sinners directly under my care..."

The number wasn't small.

"That said, i am sorry... you still interested?"
"Meh. It's a place that will keep you busy so I get it. Bigger things than me as I've said. Although you sound like you go looking for bigger things....No pun or innuendo intended...."
on the bar propping her chin up glaring at the sinner.

"What do you want Jed. Hey mister you got a lighter. I could use a smoke."

The first question to the pig, the yellow and pink eyes shifted to look at Alastor.
getting away wasn't an option as those wretched things on her head seemed to be exceptionally sensitive. Well not getting away easily at least. Caught up in hammy fists, every squeeze was like sending knives down into her skull, so tugging only made it worse.

Going limp she flopped an elbow down
Oddly enough he wasn't the only one who wanted him dead. Color everyone surprised or not.

"What's ever I want eh...Nnnn how about a gin and.."

Lurching over the bar he nabbed a hold of Vex's antennas, yanking her up with a shriek.

"GOTCHA"

Much shrieking and rather impressive swearing to be had
We have anything for your black retched heart my dear friend, pick your poison...

*Alastor didn't really move or fret, putting on a whole facade for this guy when in reality, he REALLY wanted him dead*
"And sure aint a flyer..."
"Got any tips on not getting double offed in here? Especially after all *waving her hands at the sky* I kinda don't think they ain't here for hugs..that and...I ..uh...ain't much of a weapons expert. More of a runner honestly."

Looking at her wings she pouted slightly
"Uh thanks on the welcome. It's not a bad place just..getting used to you know total anarchy. And no I can't see it being a threat to you, just everyone else. So eh. Not your problem."

There was nothing mean in her words, she just simply accepted it was what it was.
"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...then...why do we have a police force?...Don't tell me those are just some jackasses playing pretend??"

Last part pretty much groaned she was starting to believe several different things.
"I'm a big believer in free will. So... I benevolently let sinners mostly do whatever.

And welcome to the city. It wasn't always this big but it grew to this."

He shrugs.

"... It's not like the city is a threat to me."
"From what I remember of Sunday school which was very very veeeeeeeeeeeery little because I slept through most of it. I was just there for the juice and cookies..and well cuz I had to.. what they wanted tracks more than here. Why did you let it become this way though? The original
"Meh. It's a place that will keep you busy so I get it. Bigger things than me as I've said. Although you sound like you go looking for bigger things....No pun or innuendo intended...."
"Sorry i didn't swing by when agreed upon. My bad."
Tom Morello moment extended version or somethin?"
"From what I remember of Sunday school which was very very veeeeeeeeeeeery little because I slept through most of it. I was just there for the juice and cookies..and well cuz I had to.. what they wanted tracks more than here. Why did you let it become this way though? The original
"... Pride wasn't always a city, but the first sinners built it, little by little until it became what you see today."

He shrugs.

"Truthfully, it's more than what Heaven wanted me to give you. They wanted me to torture you all twenty four seven."
Claws tapping she chewed on how to phrase it.

"Eh screw it. Why is pride a city? Did you make it that way or did it grow up like this over the millenniums?"

What ever her original question was this wasn't it as her demeanor shifted as she went from a moment of serious to...not.
wouldnt all this draw more attention and two..how come you never came to find me for that message delivery?!"

Fists on hips her cheeks puffed out in small annoyance.
"Much. I am just barely riding that edge and yer fuckin with my head...that and you know I ain't a gang member or boss or whatever so don't be rude."

Claw pointing at him with a smug grin it was apparent she was screwing with him on the rude part.

"Although I got to ask two questions. One.
"Fine..."

He needed only stand still for the horns to be the initial point, recoiling the armor into the helmet, opening upwards and sliding into the cuirass a la iron man.

"Better?"
"The king? You think he would ...you know what never mind. I get the feeling he really doesn't care about what happens to us. Probably see's it as more of pest control than anything... Look if we're going to keep talking can you take off the helmet?"
carefully onto the fabric of his pants leg while the other wrapped around a heavy bottle of something wide eyes staring upwards as she made herself as small as possible.

Thankfully one had to lean way over to see behind it and Radio demon was blocking that from happening.

"Whacha gots" was
Letting the items fall with a heavy thud to the hotel floor, the portly sinner stopped short letting out a grunt as the other appeared behind the bar. Vex had withheld the eep from the surprise legs that popped by her side although barely.

Back pressed against the bar, one black claw clutched
I wouldn’t mind at all…

•Alastor then suddenly appeared behind the bar, setting his cane down•

What can I get for you..
Recessed eyes swiveled from the radio demon around the room, eventually landing on the bar, grin growing .

"Well if she ain't here then yous wouldn't mind if I gets me a drink now would you"

Lumbering towards the bar, he set the keg and costume down, shouldering the radio demon in passing.
"The king? You think he would ...you know what never mind. I get the feeling he really doesn't care about what happens to us. Probably see's it as more of pest control than anything... Look if we're going to keep talking can you take off the helmet?"
"Provided you're not close of them, you should be more than fine.

His description is simple, he resembles Lucifer, but with jet black hair..."

The angel of death was akin to the king, but black hair.
"...Wha?"

Not understanding the joke she looked at him funny.

"Well if its people of importance then I have no worry now do I?"
"...Wha?"

Not understanding the joke she looked at him funny.

"Well if its people of importance then I have no worry now do I?"
"Because... ELECTRIC BOOGALOO~!"

...SNORT.

"Ok ok, jokes aside, Azrael is somewhat of a devil sent only to kill people of actual importance, but he also doesn't leave witnesses, if he's around... hide, he leave no survivors."
"Well that's bullshit! Im already dead. He did his bit, isn't there like..billions of living people still why he coming in for round two?"
"Well that's bullshit! Im already dead. He did his bit, isn't there like..billions of living people still why he coming in for round two?"
"Well, i think you having no filter is preffered... i preffer the direct and unadultered truth."

A compliment, sincere.

"The Angel of Death is basically put death, it comes for all those who die, except us demons, we're erased... if he is around hide or run, and don't look back..."
"I do not hold what comes out of my mouth when I'm coming off a night. I've never had a filter and its less when I've been out. My grandmother wishes I had one though among other things..."

"Angel of death? What's he got to do with anything"
"I do not hold what comes out of my mouth when I'm coming off a night. I've never had a filter and its less when I've been out. My grandmother wishes I had one though among other things..."

"Angel of death? What's he got to do with anything"
"They went entirely over my head, don't worry."

He didn't catch any innuendos...

"As for value and Azrael, you underestimate the value of being blunt and direct. It's a rare treasure in hell, you know you won't get half lies, or won't be coddled... is a treasure. And Azrael is the angel of death."
mud...gravel...worms....Azrael..whos that?"
mud...gravel...worms....Azrael..whos that?"
"Wife? Well I'll be. Didn't peg you for the marrying type but then again that's my own self projection popping up. Frankly I think love is a lie at best and uuuuuuuh sorry for the um advances and implied innuendos the first time. eesh."

"As far as value, fairly sure I hadn't unless we're adding
"As for value... think you forget a few things, but i'll only say 'em if you allow it. And finally, as for my armor... i attract problems, angels, exterminators... in the last year or so i've had to face not only those but reapers that escaped from purgatory. The followers of Azrael..."
You give off it could go anyway or no way vibes..back to the point..where was I..oh yeah...so as far as telling you what you should or shouldn't do, Ive got nothing to say on it. If you think there is then maybe that's your own self conscious screaming at you."