Lyric cups Tesla's face in both hands to kiss him sweetly, in no hurry to part despite how they probably should be.

they lay extra kisses over the corners of his mouth and his eye patch, chittering softly before they nuzzle into his cheek. )

... I'm gonna try my best to have Friday off, okay?

Pft. Cute. Did you pack me a lunch too?

We'll do our best. But both of you should kiss me for good luck.

It's better than no news and a dead end.

I'm gonna go meet the rest of the guild there. If we act quick, we can probably find wherever he was laying up.

Some things can only be said internally, but not those exact words... !

Probably for the best. At least it didn't seem to hurt you, silly hog.

( but that's not gonna stop them from eating this orange! )

I would never insult you like that to your face. That sounds like something Nnoitra would say when he was teasing you, though.

But it is very very silly, and I'm shocked you didn't get some kind of... stomach impaction or something. Especially since human food isn't necessarily in your diet.

IT'S A CHIP BAG?

IT'S SHINY AND CLEARLY MADE OF PLASTIC?

Do you eat the milk jug too??

I just don't want you to have to do unnecessary things... ! Besides, it's totally edible!

( just bitter and tough and unpleasant. but thats where all the nutrients are, or something. )

I don't wanna hear it from someone who ate a CHIP BAG.

( leaning away!! it's too late they've already been biting into it!! )

It seemed like a waste of time... !

( EATING FASTER. there's orange juice all over their fingers. )

nearby. It's too far from any teleportation hubs to make it worth going back to the guild hall.

Yeah, he's pretty tall... some of them might think he has a mixed heritage of some kind, but he looks human otherwise. Probably thought you were both other guild members, cause of the missing eyes.

( their voice is a bit sleepy and fumbling, purring happily in his hands. )

I'm glad you had fun...