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Sarah ☠️💀👻👽

@goonsquadsarah.bsky.social

1.2K followers 1.4K following 940 posts

Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her

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Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 3h

STOP TRYING TO SMELL HER BUTT ALL THE TIME, SHE DOES NOT CARE FOR IT

And other strange things you have to say when you add a girl cat to the mix

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 4h

In your opinion, what is the best album released in the last 25 years?

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 9h

I can’t wait to meet you all in “Shit. I shouldn’t have said that on the internet” prison

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 10h

Seconds before everything went south

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 10h

dressing for the job i want

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve always thought the same thing about myself

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Addled Pixie’s Chasm of Spasm 💀🧟👻 @addledpixie.bsky.social · 10h

“911, what is your emergency?”

Hi, it’s me I’m stuck in my sports bra again.

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 1d

Just realized that both of my best friends from high school are T*ump followers and I am genuinely sad.

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 1d

Agree. It was okay. Even on the good side of okay. That is all. Not life changing.

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 2d

I liked the first have and HATED the second half. Totally fell apart

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 2d

I legit hated “Great Expectations”

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 2d

I think my copy of “Bel Canto” had all the pages torn out and replaced with a super mediocre novel. I don’t know why so many people I respect loved it.

You SAID unhinged.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 2d

But so handsome!

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 2d

When they are not fighting they are pretty great

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 2d

Timeline cleanse:

This guy hanging out with his pet kittens

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nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 2d

in honor of Columbus Day i dropped my kid off at the wrong school and told him he couldn’t come home until he terrorized the other students and stole some stuff

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 2d

Three layers of snoring cats

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Impossible

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 3d

If the House isn’t going to even to try to pretend they are working, what are we doing here?

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 3d

1990 was a stupid time

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Uncomfortable with how much I related to Amy Poehler’s SNL sketch about the perimenopausal mom that was supposed to be absurd

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 4d

Did not get murdered at the young people gathering. Feeling safer with the second wedding of age appropriate friends this evening.

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 5d

In

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 5d

Good tip

Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 5d

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