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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞

@goonposter.bsky.social

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Spikemuth's finest! Nothing I post is mine. DMs are open to degenerates . . . MDNI though, fucking obviously.

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Feb 13

Might be a bit slow on responses also--
Trying to get my sea legs for this sort of thing in general. Never really tried this before!

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Aug 29

It might just be peak...

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Jul 7

. . .
Been a looong while. . .
. . .
Get goonposted.

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ˡᵛˡ•⁰ 𝗠𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝖾 — 𝖧𝗎𝗇𝗀 𝖯𝗎𝗇𝗄 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧 @galarianpunk.bsky.social · May 17

ㅤ
ㅤㅤ𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂.😝

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙅𝙄𝙕𝙕-𝙁𝙀𝘿𝘿𝙀𝘿 𝙁𝘼𝙂𝙂𝙊𝙏𝙎 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮?, 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁, no clothes, no pokemons that ruined my sleep, just 𝗙𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗗 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸 on your 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗'𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗗, want me to be on your bed too? 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗘𝗗.🥰
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ♡ + ↻
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ˡᵛˡ•⁰ 𝗠𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝖾 — 𝖧𝗎𝗇𝗀 𝖯𝗎𝗇𝗄 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧 @galarianpunk.bsky.social · May 4

ㅤ
ㅤㅤ𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴?...

are you trying to be a 𝙋𝙐𝙉𝙆 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼𝘽𝙀? oh that's cute.🥰

look at you, a version of me but extremely 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝙀𝘿𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀, 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘼 𝙎𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙀, 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 "𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧"? 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩.😇
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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · May 5

...Alright-- One more to end things off, then.
. . . Well. 'S a bit a funny actually, since this is focusin' on my front and back end...
...Hah.
...Uuuugh, fiiiiine. Just look at my 'Pokebait slamcurves', or whatever.

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · May 5

Hey. Hey, you... Cmeeeere.
Have a look. Get cloooooser.

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Wot, ya can't tell?
Jus' wanted you to see how m'nuts hang, idiot.

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · May 5

. . . Wot're -you- looking at?
Hell... I know I'm called the Slut of Spikemuth for a reason, but better not let your staring get TOO generous. 💢💢💢

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Apr 3

A seperate account, by the way. Marnie's still sticking around--

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Apr 3

Might have to make a new muse soon...
Depends on thoughts, depends on thoughts...

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 23

Stolen almost from request, basically . . . ?
Interaction bait, you get it.

♡+↻+🖼️ to know what would happen
•First impression
• Would we fuck?
• How Rough?
• Cuddles after? ⠀
• Would I date you?
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?
• Kink I wanna do with you?
• Should you post this too?

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 23

Maybe I should make a femboy . . .
...Also Keflaposting.

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 23

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PigPrincess @masobitchprincess.bsky.social · Mar 23

Stolen obviously

♡+↻+🖼️ to know what would happen
•First impression
• Would we fuck?
• How Rough?
• Cuddles after? ⠀
• Would I date you?
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?
• Kink I wanna do with you?
• Should you post this too?

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 22

I missed number 200 it's actually so over.

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 21

Shame that Bluesky doesn't allow images in DMs, actually.
...Healthy barrages of Pokeporn, let alone Pherotits would be constant.

Then again, I already know how many dick pics I'd get from people . . .

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 21

. . . I GUESS I've gotta show off a little, too . . .

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 21

Posting relevant thoughts...
...Or relevant THOTS in this case, I guess.
...See. I can smile . . .

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 8

Important . . .

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 7

Sex MANIACS . . .

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 7

Pretty legendary set, so makes sense.
Some more varied stuff, then. . .

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 7

All you've done is prove I was right about you Paldeans while leaving my dick throbbing, pulsing and NEEDY. . .

I'll be seein' you. We better battle with the likes of ourselves an' Morpeko, after all...
...Damn Poundbait Paldea-thots. . .

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 7

Sweet.

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 7

S'not like I'm lacking down the waist, either.
...But good to know I've got a bona-fide champion watching my back.

You'd be an EX too-- just so you know. . .

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 7

...Guh. You got your pokemon involved with this? I'd never do anything to mine. To Morpeko.

...That isn't on my priv. You didn't see it-- shut up.

Either way, I'll have to come over and make that bed of yours start creaking-- make that boy rival you keep around hear you scream out...
See you then.

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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞 @goonposter.bsky.social · Mar 7

I mean, -I- did. Pretty easy too, when you decide to wear pants for once in a while. Pretty easy when you can clamp your clothes against your ass to the point they're skintight and call them covered.

...And you're the one staring at my Galarian haunch-heft, you dumb perv . . .