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GoodPlaceJames

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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist. A bit scientist; somewhat engineer. 80s kid. Mostly Harmless. Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam. INTP. Ignostic. root@localhost 𝌛 _ He/him/James

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · May 19

This is my obligatory pinned "Bulletin Board" / "Business Card" post.

Please do reply here if you'd like to get in touch.

And, if you wouldn't mind, mention @goodplacejames.bsky.social so that I may be notified of your comment.

I'm also happy to receive DMs!

Sincerely,

James 🎩

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 2h

Kriz! 🎩

I see you're not couching your language, as usual! ;)

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 2h

Quite 🎩

Let's get a good night's sleep.

Wake up fresh.

Try again tomorrow.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h

Oh; I just read the ALT ..

Yeah, "snuggle" makes more sense.

🎩

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h

"Shoggoth"?

If so, I agree.

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h

I still don't understand why they used a picture of a high-altitude weather balloon.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h

Hurray! 🎩

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h

When pigs cry.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h

Thank you, Comanche 🎩

I've never worked with a more craven bunch of cowards than current congress.

This situation is untenable;

Our country is somehow in the thrall of a poor, low-resolution simulacrum of a person.

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Comanche @comance1.bsky.social · 5h

Swear her in ASAP! SHE IS CERTIFIED!!!

Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 6h

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h

"McDude."

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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 6h

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 7h

PS. "Now, let us talk about lettuce!"

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 8h

Instead of "Home Economics",

Could we teach "Global Economics"?

"Good morning, class!

Today we'll be making a simple cheeseburger!

Now, pickles are cucumbers; and cucumbers are from India!

But Tomatoes are from the Americas, as well as the potatoes for fries, and various other Nightshades."

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 8h

Exactly!

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 8h

Rev'! ;)

(Or do you prefer Kev? LMK.)

You raise an excellent point, re:

"The Angel of Death."

I always understood that this did *not* refer to "The Devil."

Rather, one of the hapless Heavenly Hosts was sent down for a terrible task.

I would appreciate your thoughts. 🎩

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 8h

Oh, c'mon ...

It's not that bad!

I only had to beat down two people so that I could get the last three cartons of eggs.

I mean, I only got one carton.

But those three were the last dreggs; I had to pick and choose and reassemble my own intact carton from their ruins.

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 8h

He doesn't know what groceries are.

Food is made and served by servants.

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 8h

What ?!?!?

... dang ... that's dark ...

... How about the full pink velour track suit?

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 9h

A very polite cough.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 9h

I hear from good Authority that the Fallen One only uses lambskin prophylactics.

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 9h

#DoomScrollDanceBreak

"Me me me me me me,

Only me me."

music.youtube.com/watch?v=XUgZ...

#SEREBRO

#MiMiMi

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SB @stgb344.bsky.social · 10h

Wouldn’t the Lucas naming scheme dictate Darth Mudgeon?

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 10h

That's better!

Thank you! 🎩

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 10h

WHO KNEW THAT THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE USA WOULD BE SO EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE?

... I MEAN, ...

... APART FROM ALMOST EVERYBODY.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 11h

My Sith Name Is:

Darth Curmudgeon.

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