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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife

@goldierise.bsky.social

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Attorney. Dog mom. Trying to kick the people pleasing habit. Aspiring to be a better intersectional feminist.

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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 44m

Guys, what's it like to be part of funny group chats? My only kinda funny one is the sorority girls. The rest of them are so dead.

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 3h

And to be clear, I'm not saying having a high-level thinking job is better than not. Just that I dont really believe in the saying "everyone has the same 24 hours."

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 3h

There's absolutely no way to explain the mental toll of a job that demands constant high-level thinking to someone who has never had one.

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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 1d

You can take the girl out of the Midwest but you can't take the Midwest out of the girl.

Corned beef and cabbage for dinner

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 1d

I organized these last week in roygbiv order. And then my black/white/Grey.

An assorted array of crystals in roygbiv order

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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 1d

I'm love crystals and I have a really cool collection I like adding to.

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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 2d

New hair!

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 2d

Please never stop telling stories about your family. I think they're so funny!

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 2d

I know we are buying local meat but $12/pound for ground beef? I dont fucking think so.

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 2d

Bf is decorating for christmas and just doing a horrific job but I dont want to ve decorating for Christmas right this second so im just trying to let it happen.

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 2d

Not bf and I stealing candy from our own bowl and then saying "don't tell anyone"

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween is my fave!

White woman with green smokey eye make up and green gems on forehead and dark lipstick

White woman in black cape, tiara, dark makeup, and a glowing green sceptor.

Zoomed out mirror selfie of white woman in all black with black cape and green glowing scepter

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 4d

I have two favorite nfl teams based on their colors and they are playing each other tonight. How do I choose!

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 4d

Y'all, how are you coping with the world right now?

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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 4d

Relate

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 5d

Friends, my bf just informed me of this app called Too Good To Go which connects you with discounted food from cafes, restaurants, stores that will otherwise go to waste.

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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 5d

Here's the thing about that

1. The constitution says he cant do it.
2. Everyone on the planet knows he cant do it.
3. Do I think a petition signed by every democrat would prevent him from doing it? Absolutely the fuck not.

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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 5d

Will the democrats stop sending me texts about signing a petition to protest Donald Trump's potential 3rd term now?

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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 5d

my therapist says the goal isn’t “nothing can disturb my peace,” it’s “I have the capacity to handle what does.”

And actually, no thanks.

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 7d

Being a football player actually looks really horrible.

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 7d

Helpppp im losing steam

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 7d

If any one of my mutuals here need money for food in November, pls let me know. Discreet dm is all thats needed :)

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 10d

Spidey, I'm so sorry for your loss.

GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 10d

If I hit my November billable goal, I get a bonus (I'm addition to year end bonus).

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GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife @goldierise.bsky.social · 10d

TOO MUCH FOR A FRIDAY EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN.