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Dave Merritt
@goldenseals67.bsky.social
290 followers 170 following 630 posts
songwriter / game show host / invented reggae
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 1d
50 Shades of Grey Vicuna
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 3d
The last thing I need is to read an article written by an artificial hotel intelligence group.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 3d
He’s also Occam’s Racist
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 4d
I was just there today Jesus Christ
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 10d
Peeps are calling for this to be officially entered into the lexicon, and I’m down with that. I could use a break.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 12d
Being a smart scientist is cool as shit. And you also used “front” as a verb. Bruh—you’re cool.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 13d
Sorry, but pretty much the highest compliment you could receive right now is to be told that something you’ve done is “Un-American.”
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 17d
No Watercolourgates?
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 17d
Should be fine
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 19d
You suck. Is this doing your job? Try harder— you have about three days left before it’s too late.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 19d
That’s your T-shirt, right there
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 19d
TOP 5 WORST DENTAL HIP HOP ARTISTS:

5. Big Daddy Novocaine
4. TIE: Kool Molar Dee / Ghostface Drillah
3. The Roots Canal
2. TIE: TMJ-Z / Cardi B-40
1. Toothpac Shakur

#Top5Worst
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 19d
I look exactly like this in that I have a peacoat and a shirt.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 20d
It’s the Night of the Short Penises
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21d
I would pay to see Rob Sexsmith and Bob Scaggs…
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21d
Now is not the time for a Battle of the Bulge joke (is it?).
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 22d
🙏👊🏻
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 23d
Poor guy blew it twice!
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 23d
This is a pretty odd coincidence considering the day, but I can’t believe the Toronto Raptures just signed a guy named Tylenol Kimmel. You can’t make this stuff up…
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 23d
UNintelligent
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 23d
TOP 5 WORST REALITY SHOWS:

5. Courtney Love Island
4. DHS Cribs
3. Jersey Shore Leave
2. TIE: Survivor (the band)/Real Houseflies of Salt Lake City
1. Shart Tank
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 23d
If there’s one celebrity who is absolutely talentless except for her ability to deliver your groceries, it’s probably Kim DoorDashian.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 24d
Should be fine
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25d
"I am the White House and I am stunned. He's never done anything crazy or stupid or criminal or dictator-y before."
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25d
I’ve always wanted to go! Have you been to Stratford, Ontario? Top-drawer. Great hotel there now (The Bruce). Let’s hang out.
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