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If you care about trans folks you will stop buying Harry Potter shit. Thank you.
yay the images worked this time. comic written by @josefschwem.com and drawn by me

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Time for me to invest in eggs. I've been putting it off for years. I could eventually make a billion considering we're still trying to find that goose that lays golden ones. honk
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Well, I checked my sketch and it turns out I didn't even finish the shirt there, but I think I meant it to be something like "KILL TERRORISTS" (referring to the pinewolves).
this isn't my design
The ones shown here are 1) WAR IS BAE, which Tubsy shoddily changed to PAMELA ANDERSON WAS ON BAEWATCH. 2) BURN DOWN THE FOREST!, which Patience changed to KISS DOWN THE FOREST
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If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.
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Sometimes I wish I had the strength of an elephant. That way I could grab a bunch of peanuts and have the fortitude to eat them all at once.
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Ever try a vegan orange? They're actually not bad. They taste almost exactly like the oranges you violently hack off trees and rip their skin off. Oh, you didn't know?
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Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay
The cover for a fake Wii game consisting of both the 1988 Studio Ghibli film, Grave of the Fireflies, and Super Mario World; both are represented on the cover, the former by the poster of Seita carrying his sister Setsuko across a field and the latter by the artwork of Mario wearing a cape and riding Yoshi. The cover promises "TWO classics in ONE!".
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Deedlit [Doodle]. 🌱 #LodossWar.
I'm struggling to explain to my son the episode where Thomas the Tank Engine gets a bunch of fish stuck up his ass and has to get them removed and then Sir Topham Hatt cooks them up and eats fish and chips while Thomas is just like :[

I just summed it up as, "That’s life." Gonna use that one a lot.
What playing Silksong made me realize is that I sorely missed getting extremely angry at my own failure for days on end and the eventual blissful euphoria of finally winning. Also I kinda wish I were a bug.
a cartoon character holding an umbrella next to another cartoon character
ALT: a cartoon character holding an umbrella next to another cartoon character
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Frankly, I think kids these days need to learn to barbecue at a young age. I don't think my 19 month old son would agree with me, but I'm really hungry and really lazy. Step up, kid.
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I'm a pretty opinionated person. I have so many opinions. I even have opposing opinions on the same subject, plus my trademark indifference, which I consider its own opinion. I love, hate, and don't care about apples, for instance.