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NOBODY TOLD ME THAT!!! adults would ask me what i liked and id spend 45 minutes explaining the entire plot of naruto to them. they completely wrote me off from this entire vector of american life. designated dork at birth

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 6h

its mid recession, most of my experiences watching sports are weaving between hordes of rhode island guidos at my grandmas house catching glimpses of tom bradys dark wandervogel grin. i just assumed all athletes crawl out of the same vat of purple goo from warcraft that made windrunner evil

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 7h

elvis' White Banh Mi

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 7h

i am!

samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 7h

i bet you could do this with like a thai peanut sauce or something, some chili crisp,could be lit idk

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 7h

sounds pretty good to me tbh

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 7h

i would get backed into a corner and i would haplessley say something like "the patriots" cause wtf do i know. and then these people would look at me like i just told them i love benito mussolini and how well he made the trains run

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 7h

i want to like sports, but you have to understand, i grew up in new england. i already didnt care for sports that much but once i started encountering people from other parts of the country who *did* and they asked me what teams i liked...

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 7h

slowly creeping my way through this this evening so i can enjoy these games with the rest of this city www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgK...

The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition

YouTube video by Secret Base

www.youtube.com

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 8h

green poison takes awhile but purple poison acts fast

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 8h

im here to do it

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 8h

here to post and interact

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 8h

they should invent a quiet ambulance

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 8h

In addition to the other two things you said

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 8h

I think a drawing doing well on the computer has a lot to do with how effectively the composition immediately grabs and holds attention for the 5/10 seconds a person will commonly commit to parse it

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 8h

what does it mean

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 11h

that drawing is going crazy

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 13h

at least those little choral style vocal flourishes towards the end are a treat

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 13h

“where have all the cowboys gone.” really a very good song

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