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Ed Lynch

@goatburgler.bsky.social

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Lead Animator, ‘The Elder Scrolls Online’ “Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.”

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 18h

Lord, I don't ask for much, but please make Stephen Miller get his penis caught in his zipper in a way that requires humiliating medical intervention. Amen.

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 7h

This is fantastic.

FruitHead | NEW Horror Film [Starring Bradley Whitford]

YouTube video by Gushers

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 9h

The official government account for DHS appears to be run by far-right trolls deliberately trying to provoke a response by using a term openly associated with ethnic cleansing. They will attack anyone who points this out and express faux outrage at the suggestion. They know what they are doing.

Remigration Wikipedia Page.

Not to be confused with Return migration.
Remigration is an originally European far-right proposal of ethnic cleansing via the mass deportation of non-white immigrants and their descendants, sometimes including those born in Europe, to their place of racial ancestry.
It is popular especially within the Identitarian movement. Some proponents of remigration suggest excluding some persons with non-European background from such a mass deportation, based on a varyingly defined degree of assimilation into European culture.

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 8h

I'll put this right next to my copy of Jake Tapper's book.

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 14h

Sometimes I think that the Epstein files and Russian kompromat on Republicans must be the most reprehensible material on the planet to make them destroy their own countries from within but then I realize that they're honestly just that vain, ambitious, petty and cruel.

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 15h

Junkie from Menace II Society, bargaining. IYKYK

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 15h

Behold! The Master Race! 🤣

Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 15h

“Young” is clearly relative

Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 15h

Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 15h

I think I'm on that list and I utilize alt text nearly 100% of the time. Fuck people.

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 15h

Insider trading only applies to securities. That's why all the criminals are using Bitcoin.

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 16h

First step to Trump’s enemies list. Congratulations in advance!

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 17h

I am shocked

a man with long hair is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself .

Alt: Comically shocked guy from Italian Spider-Man or something.

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 18h

I AM KASH

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 18h

I thought MAGA hates soy.

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 18h

Can't we just have one fucking thing?

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 18h

RIP Legend

io9 @io9dotcom.bsky.social · 19h

Drew Struzan, the King of the Movie Poster, Has Died

The beloved artist, who illustrated iconic posters for 'Star Wars', 'Indiana Jones', 'Back to the Future', and more, was 78.

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 18h

Lord, I don't ask for much, but please make Stephen Miller get his penis caught in his zipper in a way that requires humiliating medical intervention. Amen.

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 18h

Ugliest person in the world: This picture is less than flattering!

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22h

Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 18h

a group of young men are sitting together and one of them is wearing a panda movie shirt

Alt: NERD ALERT

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 19h

Remember when they sold people "memory medicine" made from jellyfish, who famously don't have brains? That was a good grift. Not like these lazy con artists today. #Prevagen

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 19h

“Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action”
― Ian Fleming, Goldfinger

How many times has this happened now?

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 1d

🤦‍♀️

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 19h

“I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.”
― James Baldwin

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 19h

Black Panther, Killmonger: "Is this your champion?"

Person in frog costume: "Yes."

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 20h

Same with Reagan and the American hostages in Iran.

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 21h

"Even abusive parents?"

SCOTUS: "Especially, abusive parents!"

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 21h

Wait, the horrors will affect us directly? This changes everything!

Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 21h

NEWS: Mainstream media unites to rebuke Pete Hegseth's crackdown on the press, Trump rages about Time Magazine's photo choice of him, report shows the right to protest is under attack in America, and more.

The First Amendment is under attack. Subscribe to support. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

NEWS: Conservative and Liberal Media Unite to Rebuke Pete Hegseth’s Crackdown on the Press

Mainstream media unites to rebuke Pete Hegseth's crackdown on the press, Trump rages about Time Magazine's photo choice of him, report shows the right to protest is under attack in America, and more

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 21h

Works as designed.