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gnarlygnome.bsky.social
John
@gnarlygnome.bsky.social
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One of the most okay Flesh and Blood players in my area. Making fake cards to hopefully get a real spoiler one day
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · Jan 5
As the number of fan cards I’ve made grows, I made a custom feed to group them all in one place for easy viewing!

Thanks to @esercosplay.bsky.social for drawing the cute little icon :)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 2m
Oh look, one of the 2 accounts I finally blocked this week :).

The timeline’s had much better vibes, especially since it’s now a couple posts fewer until I see yours :)
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 10h
I started putting together something for @fleshandbad.bsky.social ‘s 24 hour stream and had to send a question to [email protected] that I’m sure they have never received before.

It involves the words “is this technically a goblin or what”?

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 13h
“I turned my dog’s cone into the world’s first bio-playmat!”
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 13h
Let me know if I can help by filling out a time slot! I’m sure I could think of something if an hour or two is needed :)
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah! Get their ass!
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 21h
The card has lovely tannins
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 22h
You should get him graded
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 1d
Kid me used to think Bigfoot was gonna reach through the dark window and grab me so I’d always flick the window off before bed to give myself some kind of rebellious bravery, knowing that even if he killed me, he’d be a little pissed off doing it
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 1d
She can WHAT
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 1d
Wet tortillas on top of their car so birds flock there and treat it as a communal toilet
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 2d
I can at least see how they’d interpret it that way, but they were wrong. “They” refers to the hero that was targeted in this scenario.
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 2d
Top 8 in the local PQ with Fang. He feels very mid this meta and I was absolutely saved by the mostly favorable matchups I was given.

Jarl: L
Tuffnut: W
Kassai: W
Florian: W
Marlyn: W

Top 8
Same Jarl: L

Won a Pleiades deck raffle that I’ll be giving away soon though!

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 2d
#fabtcg fan card #78!

What if Arakni had a Spirit of Eirina equivalent but could choose when to cuck themselves?

Or you can put this on the board and methodically wait until the perfect time to Regicide your opponent… Whatever flavor floats your goat :)

#fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 2d
It’s me, Gunter. I was your local the whole time
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 2d
#fabtcg fan card #78!

What if Arakni had a Spirit of Eirina equivalent but could choose when to cuck themselves?

Or you can put this on the board and methodically wait until the perfect time to Regicide your opponent… Whatever flavor floats your goat :)

#fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 4d
Sick, I finally have a justifiable reason to block that one toxic account :)

Is this subtweeting?
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 4d
Ding ding! Does it help you figure out the first one if I tell you it’s so ass that it’s never been in a winning list?
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 4d
You have 1/3 correct
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 4d
@tableandlegs.bsky.social when is the next art stream so I can show them my passion
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 4d
LSS plz hire me to draw the art for Beta cards, my going rate is $0 per hour. I’m in it for the love of the craft. 5/10 players will be able to tell the vibes I create with my quill and ink

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 5d
#fabtcg fan card #77!

Gonna try to get back in the swing of 2 cards a week now that life’s slowed down a bit.

I had to make a new blank border for this because making it pure earth, ice, or elemental felt a little too good for certain decomposers among us 🌸

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 5d
#fabtcg fan card #77!

Gonna try to get back in the swing of 2 cards a week now that life’s slowed down a bit.

I had to make a new blank border for this because making it pure earth, ice, or elemental felt a little too good for certain decomposers among us 🌸

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 8d
My only concern is that I REALLY hope these heroes get rarity shifted to be legal in Silver Age

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 8d
Here’s the important part for blitz enjoyers to read. Your LGS can still host blitz armories, it’s just no longer being offered as a format during the competitive seasons.

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 8d
#fabtcg fan card #76!

My biggest wish for Mistveil 2 is more exploration of the Cloaked mechanic!

I think it’s just silly that facedown slots only have, what, two possibilities right now?

Also Enigma, New Moon could use the extra love 🌝

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
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