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Glynn (she/her)

@glynniffer.bsky.social

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Semi-pro heckler. Somehow impressively boring and also obnoxious. - The most self-obsessed validation -starved how you'll ever meet. - #ACAB #BLM

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · Apr 21

Carpenter ants are stupid. What are you looking for, you're on a WOODEN floor dumbass.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 15h

As if we don't know that the next Game Changer Season Finale will be a Hunger Games spin.

Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 22h

really hope this is the last time this photo and the word 'bloodbath' share a headline

A Variety article with the headline: 'LISTEN: AI Drives Big Tech Layoff Bloodbath; Indie Streamer Dropout Raises Price and Fans Cheer'. Sam Reich in striped pajamas lounges on a colorful sofa, with a knowing smirk, gesturing to his colorful surroundings.

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 1d

We have a building called Colorado Center and it confuses me all the time bc it is in San Francisco

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 2d

Optometrists are a fun outlier in healthcare bc when I tell them the problems I'm having they don't know what's wrong /and/ they don't /care/. Really novel.

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 2d

If I ever have a scenario that there are children calling me some particular name for an elderly relative- let it be known I would like to go by Papa

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 4d

I do not understand peoples concept of what the ER is.
It's like it's a different thing to everyone.

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 5d

SCOOP SCOOP BITCHES

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 5d

I play my own party playlists for a full day before an event and unironically consider it to be 'pregaming the music'

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 5d

It's more complex than that but the context makes it boringer

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 5d

Started the first tickles of an anxiety attack bc the company President asked if I'm going trick or treating tonight.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 6d

Rubbing pizza grease all over my eyes for that authentic toxic waste glow

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 10d

I just wanna be home and clean my house 😭😭

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 10d

Classic me. Sleeps through several obligations.

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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 10d

October 26th is Intersex Awareness Day.

Intersex bodies are neither wrong nor unnatural. Sex exists on a spectrum.

[ID : Myrick, a boy with dark hair says : Being intersex doesn't mean to be "both a man and a woman" or "born with two sexes". It means to be born with variations in sex characteristics that do not fit nicely in the traditional male/female binary. "Sex exists within a spectrum" is written at the bottom.]

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 11d

Genuinely baffled when I say the meds are working and also I still hate everything. This is the best case scenario babee

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 11d

Continually confused by the fact that my psychiatrist clearly expects to cure me at some point.

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Misha Collins @mishacollins.bsky.social · 13d

Correlation is not causation! Just because there happened to be an ingenious jewel heist at the Louvre at the same time that Darius Marder and I happened to be in Paris doesn’t mean anything.

PS: Does anyone know where I can pawn some old jewelry? Asking for a friend.

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Jake @heyboyblue.bsky.social · 12d

This account is slowly becoming a repository for the silly bumper stickers I come across

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Jake @heyboyblue.bsky.social · 18d

Have you ever considered….. shaking it all up?

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 18d

A lime?? In MY coconut!?

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Leanne Yau @polyphiliablog.bsky.social · 22d

Being “good at polyamory” is not about never feeling insecure/jealous or never making a mistake. It’s about communicating with your partners, being vulnerable, working through feelings, taking accountability, and learning from your experiences.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 24d

If everyone has a deviated septum is it really a deviation?

a man in a superhero costume is standing in front of a clock with the words " and when everyone 's super "

ALT: a man in a superhero costume is standing in front of a clock with the words " and when everyone 's super "

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 24d

'Why does that hurt/ not work right?'
*Gestures at my body*
'I just work here man.'

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · Oct 7

A secret third thing (coma)

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · Oct 6

I hate all people and more importantly all relationships

Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · Oct 6

Remember when I had a private thing. Naaaah