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Hahahahahaha!

I love Thursday morning comedy shows.
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Sounds like NBC News is joining in the fun by axing 150 and eliminating anything that could offend Trump’s DEI allergies.
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Would it have been a lesser achievement had she not had a grandchild/grandchildren?
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The White House press corps will be next to be gutted.
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They aren’t calling him in desperation saying, “Sir!”?

He’s slipping in his fantasy-telling.”
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“You know, if we *remove* January 6 from the calendar, nothing will have ever happened. We’ll just go from January 5 to January 7. No one will notice.”
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Ugh. The dream job I was waiting for 10 years ago.
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Have any of the generals (anonymously, obviously) offered their opinion of the charade?
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It’s a scientific fact that if you stand in close proximity to someone who is in any way different than you, you will be contaminated!

Contaminated by tolerance and understanding would be a horrible world to live in.
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Nothing says world peace like renaming your area of oversight Department of War and indiscriminately bombing Venezuelan fishing vessels.
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Ah, gotta love having a Sexual Predator-in-Chief.
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Even billionaires start to look poor when you look at federal budgets.
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“And this is why I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.”
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Fuck Trump. He’s no hero anywhere.

Stop sucking up to Trump, Reuters.
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“Sir!”

The telltale sign that this is utter bullshit.
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This is the sort of thing someone who has received some very bad news about his health would say.

But in a totally jokey way that no one should take as an indication that the person in question has received anything but the most glowing report of his health.
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You’d think he’d have spent a few minutes since the last time learning how to close an umbrella.

At least he didn’t just throw it on the ground this time. Someone on his team was prepared to avoid that.
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The nor’easter coming in today?

100% all on Chuck Schumer.
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Tomorrow’s headline: DOJ sues Stephanopoulos/ABC/Disney for being mean.
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I’m here for the Friday night comedy.

Anyone else?
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Well, I’m just a little mouse with a little squeak, and very little to contribute financially.

But maybe, just maybe, this little repost will amplify things a tiny bit.
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The Democratic Attorneys General Association established a Legal Defense Fund for exactly this moment: when its members — including AG Tish James—are targeted by the Trump administration for political prosecution.

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“LOL” was invented for just this moment in time.