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old man yaoi reigns supreme although i have to admit i also love spuffy for the toxic bi4bi vibes,,,, 🫣
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New Deadline article confirms that #OFMD was one of the top three comedy premieres in HBO Max history!

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office jobs’ best kept secret is that 75% of your job is just doing office job simulator tasks such as complaining about the printer not working, clicking around on an excel sheet with intense focus, typing furiously, and drinking coffee 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
words wouldn’t do it justice but the VIBE is just so good!! i like to take people on very long walks that feel like this 🥹
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well if being a fan and phil enjoyer has taught me anything it’s that being dedicated and delusional pays off!! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ ofmd season 3 announcement in 2026 i can feel it 🔮🌀✨
oh no, dan’s unrestrained boyfriend-posting is going to DESTROY me 😭💕
suddenly buttons’ theory of life being a simulation created by your own brain feels a little bit too real because there is NO WAY this timeline is actually happening 😭
phodcast EVERY MONDAY?? weekly dan and phil long-form content??? IN THIS ECONOMY??? I COULD CRY 🧎
aaah i always love how you draw your backgrounds!! they always look so cozy and dreamy and warm 🥹💛
tweet prompted by me going on Yet another london trip alone which is FINE because i love being in london and i love being alone but ALSO i miss having someone to share my favorite things with 😔
my love language is taking people to london and showing them all my favorite places while infodumping a selection of london-related fun facts, i hope i get to do that with someone again someday :((
I FEEL INSANE I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN NOW
how it feels waking up in a post-phan world
if i woke up to that news i would think i’ve died sjdkdj
they are truly such good eggs 😭
this is how i imagine christians would feel like if they actually saw god skdkd
i swear i’m gonna stop posting about this eventually but the fact that they’re even in a place where they feel comfortable enough to tell us that???????
dan and phil not beating the ideal relationship allegations 😔
well it was more of an unspoken understanding like we knew that they knew that we knew but they never fully admitted it and we never actually expected them to skdkd
dan and phil are officially out as a couple, we were right all along (i’ve been watching their videos for like 14 years so this is huge for me skdkd)