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@gbarz.bsky.social

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I’d do ungodly things for a diet root beer

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Oct 22

bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir

me: I’m not a giraffe

bartender: I know I’m just telling you

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Apr 9

I’m going to poop in your sink

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Apr 9

Gengar op

gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Apr 9

I agree

gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Jan 12

Why haven’t we been doing this??????

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Jan 12

agriculture? wtf is that

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Dec 13

goon ice cream is crazy

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 13

any video game ever: here is a limited resource you should be careful not to use too often

me: never use? got it!

game: no-

me: hoard like a dragon, heard you cloud and clear!

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Dec 13

I’m going to find out rn

gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Dec 13

goon ice cream is crazy

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Dec 11

depressed

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Dec 11

😎

gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Dec 11

🙂‍↔️

gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Dec 11

i went and bought a christmas tree today the worker asked if i was going to put it up myself i told him no i’m putting it in the living room

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 11

i hate when this happens :3

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Dec 3

Omw to find out

gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · Dec 3

I am listening what is these giblets you speak of

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xjbar @xjbar.bsky.social · Dec 2