Gay Dragon Things
@gaydragonthings.bsky.social
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Roady's AD account. Hardcore RL kinky stuff involving slime inflation, belly stuffing, and the splooge-covered aftermath of it all. As well as reposting similar content. 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 🔞 NO MINORS, ADULTS ONLY. 🔞 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞
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Honestly, the only thing missing about housesitting this place is having another cute guy to enjoy it with~
Thought I'd sneak a bath pic with a view~ Got a ways to go before that tub is full~

It'll be a couple more weeks before I'm back home, but right now? I'm taking it easy~
Huff~ This photo looks like I'm struggling helplessly to pull the hose out but can't. >//..//<
Before and after of me taking a whole gallon of slime... A whole gallon that felt like two...HUFF!

This one seemed to really enjoy growing and reproducing inside of me~

The whole ten-minute video can be found on my telegram channel: t.me/gaydragonthi...

#belly #slimeinflation
OOOOHUFFF! I did it....I took the whole thing.

It may have been a gallon of slime, but it expanded in my stomach so much that it feels like two. >//..//<
HUFF! One more quart of slime... It really is expanding the moment it gets inside of me... Because it feels like I downed two...

Hnnngh... >//..//<
So it turns out...One gram of xanthan gum can absorb 25 grams of water...That explains a few things. >//..//<
When you use so much xanthan gum that your next batch of slime starts expanding inside of you...

I'm at a half gallon and I'm already feeling maxxed out. >//..//<
Reposted by Gay Dragon Things
Gulp gulp gulp, I need more beer, I wanna win.. But I guess I already win.. I want to be sure

Sketch by the wonderful @vlch.bsky.social
I was not prepared for how hard the new pump was gonna hit with the lower viscosity slime.

Like, HUFF, my cheeks were puffing out as I was swallowing to keep up. X//..//x
Out of all the colors to enter my body? Green slime is always gonna be the sexiest~

I think if I stand a chance of taking the whole gallon uninterrupted, I should just forego the pump and suck it all through the tube. >//..//<;
OOOOHUFFFF! Ooooohufff... 2.5 gallons of slime managed to make it's way into my belly. Even if it took a while. >//..//<

If you all want to see the full 11-minute cut of me gulping, moaning, squelching, and belching? You can check it out on my telegram channel~

t.me/gaydragonthi...
Uh-oh... The batch of pink slime came out too thick and needed to be thinned... This is gonna be an interesting night. >//..//<
I still find it hilarious when folks mistake confidence for dominance.

Like, dude, the fact that I'm assertive and confident in my day to day is the reason why I'm a sub in the first place.

The bedroom allows me to just relax and let someone else take control for a while.
Big Sub + Small Dom = HUFFF💦💦💦
While we're on that subject, "You are what you eat" literally holds weight when we're talking pizza.

I ate so much of it during the pandemic that I basically turned into a 235-240lb dough ball.
Ever just find yourself stuck indoors for days on end during an insufferable heatwave and you can just feel the excessive amounts of ice cream and lack of physical activity slowly turning you into a soft blob of pizza dough?
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"All I wanted was a quick drink! Turn this hydrant off before I swell up too big!!"

🎨: www.furaffinity.net/user/toberry...
Ooooooh the green stuff is back with a vengeance. >//..//<

The full 5-minute video is up on my Telegram channel!

t.me/gaydragonthi...
HUFF! Such a lovely hatchday piece~💚

Looks like I'll be carrying these eggs to term~
Male Dragons can carry eggs too~
We're the living garbage disposals of the house.

Have a whole bunch of food that's about to go bad? Just pour it down my beckoning maw.

When there's a dragon around? Nothing goes to waste~
Seems like I'm starting to deflate a little. Wanna slide up in there and make sure I stay that way?
On a heatwave like today? You gotta cool down in whatever way you can. Even if it means allowing a blue mystery fluid to stretch your insides~
It took like...Six hours? But hey, that's 200 plums that would have been left rotting in a tree.
Omg... I really just put away 200 plums. X//..//x