Gay Bitterskeets
@gaybitterskeets.bsky.social
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Teacher, gay guy, and recovering Catholic living in Vancouver, BC 🇨🇦. Into politics, religion, and astronomy; am a lefty weirdo. BLM. Trans liberation now! Fuck ICE! He/il/él DMs open, but I'm happily married, so behave.
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My attempt to make dinner resulted in a shoe full of hummus, because I am the ultimate shlimazel.
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Me: People from Phoenix are called Phoenicians

Everyone else: We want to do a hate crime, please.
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It was anishnaabe wild rice: long and black grains with a firm, meaty bite.
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My friend: I have a carefully curated aura of Scorpio mystique

An insufferable astronomy 🚬 (me): Akshully, astrology charts are way out of date; the sun was in Libra when you were born. You're welcome.
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A lot of game meat and native fruits and vegetables prepared with refined techniques. It's very good!
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Best Bannock I've ever had! And the recipes are so innovative. My mom's cocktail used a house soda made from salmonberry and thimbleberry, spiked with vodka and topped with a soapberry mousse. It was gorgeous! I don't eat meat, but their pemmican mousse with saged blueberries also looked very good.
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Plus the waiter, Nathan, is tall, dark, broad-shouldered, and ridiculously hot in the face. He alone would make a visit worth it.
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I'm having my leftover anishnaabe risotto from Salmon n' Bannock for lunch. It's so good. Vancouver folks: 10/10 would recommend. The food, drinks, service and artwork are all terrific. It's fully indigenous owned and operated, and the seasonal menu maximizes ingredients native to North America.
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This feels like we're murdering our own family. Earth's tree of life is a part of us, and we are a part of it.
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The first catastrophic tipping point in climate change has been reached. 160 different scientists all over the world have found that the planet's coral reefs are all in a likely irreversible and accelerating death spiral. I can't even imagine how awful the ripple effects of this tragedy will be.
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People I want to hang out with:

Animals

(JK jk, love y'all)
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I never wanted a car until I read this skeet.
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I remember reading a paper in university that argued that "anti-racism has no essential form" and I never realized how absurd that could get until now, lol.
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I already ordered some online, it's fine. I'm just being dramatic.
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It's ok, I ordered some from an online delivery service that we use most of the time. It's just not going to be here until later this week.
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Harrowing scènes from war-torn Chicago.
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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Also, holy fuck on that THC percentage.
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Never whistle at night has some really good short stories!
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Family thanksgiving sober is terrible.
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🫂. My mom is here visiting, but because of the cannabis strike I have to ration the few we have left... Cannabis over Thanksgiving is an essential service!
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🫂. My mom is here visiting, but because of the cannabis strike I have to ration the few we have left... Cannabis over Thanksgiving is an essential service!
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Ya le dije mil veces que es buenísimo y está buenísimo, pero nunca me escucha.