Zander
gassiestshark.bsky.social
Zander
@gassiestshark.bsky.social
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If you don’t like sharks or farts you must’ve made a wrong turn, it stinks of dadsmell here
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Your gut gurgles are loud, but you’re COOKED if you let out even a ‘small’ fart… gotta hold it-!
LRT he has a biohazard symbol on his bellay….. does that mean what I think it means……
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God, he’s so… 💜💜💜
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cw: fart 🔊

I liked this so I animated it! Not quite done in time for Charizard Tri-Day, but the celebration continues!

Model by @keabuns.bsky.social!
I hope you look forward to more~! You’ve seen the other one, right? With him in a wood cabin?
Pushed as hard as Zard’s gut was pushing on his date’s face~? What buttons, if I may ask?
This might be the hottest Kothu art piece in the history of Kothu art pieces
Animated by @mloobis.bsky.social

Don’t act all smug and confident when you clear out a dozen plates on a date - especially not when your facade can be easily broken. The shy himbo can barely hold back the results of his own gluttony! I don’t think Charizard here is getting a second date…
I’m no skunk gf, buuutt…
If farting has no buildup and ESPECIALLY no gurgling I do NOT want it!!!
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Ooh yeah same, it's not just about the farting/gas
digestion, the pressure buildup, the emotions, etc. are all important factors!!
The kindest softie shark on the planet that just also happens to have the most vile, evilest ass imaginable, swiftly overpowering any and all attempts the fat boy makes to curb or control their butt from making your life a living nightmare (or dream, depending on how much you like shark farts)
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This is how my full body Giratina would look..✨
Happy birthday! Enjoy some cake and have fun today!
I offer a farting shark man as a token of wellbeing
Extra storage comes from the Belly - which means the better someone can belly-bump you, the more farts they can dump on you~
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Hyperfarts and especially hyper gut gurgles are like… top five kinks of all time
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Like damn can’t we be gassy himbos together?? Not everything is a competition! Not every situation warrants a dom and a sub!!
Lowkey sometimes I find it hard to interact with people that have “powerful” OCs bc it’s always about dominating - I like dominating and mutual stuff, I don’t typically act submissive much. I LOVE mutual, equal power play, but it’s near impossible to please some people if you’re not being submissive
I assume you know what happens if my gut were to be pressed against by bat… the question would be if you could handle that, grah-hah!
I will miss himb 💔💔 but I hope you find more inspiration that keeps you engaged!