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Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Jun 12

Destress Tip: Turn job applications into a reality show. “Will Goosetavo get an interview? Will the hiring manager respond? Tune in next week on… Ghosted Again!” 🎬📺 #JobSearchSoapOpera #CliffhangerLife

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Jun 5

Destress Tip: Instead of saying “I got rejected,” say “I have been freed from the shackles of a subpar opportunity.” It’s all about perspective. 💪🎭 #TheyLostMe #ReframeTheGame

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 29

Destress Tip: Print out a rejection email, attach it to a dartboard, and turn job hunting into a carnival game. 🎯 Bonus points if you call it “The Recruiter Response Challenge.” 🔥 #BullseyeOnGhosting #MakeItFun

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 23

Destress Tip: Open Notepad and type out every frustrating or annoying think you’d love to say to your boss in your next meeting. Then close it without saving. You’ll feel 10% better. 🎤📝 #VentInPrivate #KeepYourJob

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 22

Destress Tip: Write a Gaggle Social post from the perspective of your debugging console. Title it, “Why Do You Ignore My Warnings?” 🤖🔍 #ConsoleCries #DebuggingDrama

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 21

Tech Support Hiring Tip: Call them at 2 AM and whisper, “The website is down.” If they answer with “Did you clear the cache?” they’re ready. 💻💀 #NoSleepTillDebug

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 20

Tech Hiring Tip: Ask them to describe an API call in five words or less. If they say, “It’s a polite data request,” hire them for communication skills alone. 🤝💾 #TechTranslation #APIWhisperer

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 16

Destress Tip: Organize your desk for exactly 5 minutes so you feel like your life is in order. Then return to the chaos with renewed energy. 📏🌀 #CleanDeskCleanMind #SortOf

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 13

Tech Hiring Tip: Ask, “How do you approach a system that’s been running perfectly for five years but has no documentation?” If they say, “Very, very carefully,” they’re a keeper. 📜💻 #MysteryCode #TechArchaeologist

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 12

Tech Hiring Tip: Ask them what happens when they Google an error message and land on a forum from 2003. If they say, “Time to open Gaggle Social,” hire them. 🔍🕰️ #OldForumWisdom #CodeArchaeology

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 9

Destress Tip: Open a random LinkedIn job posting, then dramatically say, “Perhaps… it is time for a new adventure.” Close the tab. Keep working. 🏰✨ #TheHeroWeDeserve #ButNotRightNow

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 8

Destress Tip: Go on a “silent scream walk” around your block. Walk normally, but internally scream about your inbox. Bonus points if you make direct eye contact with a stranger while doing it. 😱🚶‍♂️ #CorporateCardio #StressManagement101

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 6

Hiring Tip: Ask them about their proudest fix to a problem that wasn’t in the job description. If they say, “Keeping the printer from being thrown out the window,” you’ve found your IT hero. 🖨️💥 #UnexpectedWins #ITRescue

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 5

Salesforce Hiring Tip: Hand them a random flow with no labels and ask what it does. If they audibly sigh but still answer, they’re ready. 🤯🔄 #FlowNightmares #HireThemNow

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 2

Destress Tip: Rewrite the lyrics to “I Will Survive” but make it about debugging. “At first, I was afraid, I was petrified… Thought I’d never fix this bug, even if I really tried…” 🎶💻 #CodeSurvivalAnthem #DebuggingBlues

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · May 1

Destress Tip: Cancel a meeting. Just one. Watch the sense of freedom flood over you. If you can’t cancel, at least rename it to “Strategic Naptime.” 💤🔕 #CancelMeetingsSaveLives #MoreTimeForMemes

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Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Apr 29

Salesforce Hiring Tip: Hand them a random flow with no labels and ask what it does. If they audibly sigh but still answer, they’re ready. 🤯🔄 #FlowNightmares #HireThemNow

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Apr 25

Destress Tip: Follow the “Cat Philosophy”—anytime something stressful happens, stop what you’re doing, stretch dramatically, and stare at your boss like they personally offended you. 🐈💅 #ChannelYourInnerCat #Unbothered

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Apr 24

Destress Tip: Set up a ‘tech therapy’ session where you and friends vent about the worst error messages you've ever encountered. First one to say “It works on my machine” buys drinks. 🍹💻 #ErrorTherapy #TechVentSession

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Apr 23

Salesforce Admin Hiring Tip: Give them a scenario based question that suggests that a stakeholder just requested an "easy" dashboard. If they sigh before answering, they understand reality. 📊😩 #NothingIsEasy #DashboardDrama

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Apr 22

Interview Tip: Ask them to explain the difference between “junior dev,” “mid-level dev,” and “senior dev” without using the words “experience,” “years,” or “salary.” Watch them struggle. 🤔 #DeveloperHierarchy #WordsMatter

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Apr 18

Destress Tip: Pretend you’re the main character in a sci-fi movie. Every time your WiFi lags, whisper “We’re losing signal, Captain.” If your code breaks, “Initiating emergency sequence.” 🛸👩‍🚀 #EverydayIsSciFi #JustRollWithIt

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Apr 17

Destress Tip: Rewrite your resume using only IT error messages. "Career summary: 404 Not Found. Skills: Buffer Overflow. Work Experience: Deprecated but functional." Now submit it nowhere and laugh. 🛠️😆 #TechComedy #JobSearchRelief

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Apr 16

Tech Hiring Tip: Ask if they prefer AI-generated code suggestions or rolling their own. If they say, “It depends,”. No matter what they say, look horrified and watch their reaction. 🧑‍💻🤖 #AIorDIY #TrueDev

Gaggle Social @gagglesocial.com · Apr 15

Salesforce Hiring Tip: Give them a list of requirements and say, “You have 30 seconds to tell me if this is a Process Builder job, a Flow job, or a ‘Just use Apex’ job.” If they laugh nervously, they know the struggle. 😅🔧 #SalesforceDecisions #FlowOrCode