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Gabe Graziani

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I'm Gabe Graziani, former community management manager guy at some videogame companies. Opinions = mine, he/him

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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · Oct 18

Welcome cool kids! I'm Gabe Graziani, currently Senior Lead of Community for EA Games (everything but Sports, Mobile and Apex), but you might know me from my near decade as the Assassin's Creed CM.

I am glad you are here!

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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 24m

Man... what a titan.

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 3h

Sorry, it's titled UNDER SUGE?

It... I mean, it really looks like that title is UNDER SUGE.

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 4h

If we measure high value targets by number of followers? Fucken forget it. There was never any contest.

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 5h

Mine keep breaking, but like just one third to halfway down so there's a weird little tuft of shoelace fuzz and it always gets way dirtier than any other part of the lace...

See? I could do 500 words on that alone. Your jobs are easy. Let's go let's go!

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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 5h

Bill Gates must answer for his crimes!

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 5h

Booooooo!!

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 9h

The worm is dual-boxing weird chuds.

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 10h

Hey when kids do stupid things is that a scenario where we're like, "well, fine, no need for consequences or repercussions of any kind"?

Oh, follow up, is punishment a thing Conservatives hate or do they adore it?

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 13h

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 16h

My first thought was, "oh... that was the fancy stuff."

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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 17h

Oh yeah, man... "No kings equals no paychecks" because, as we all know, serfs were loaded.

I mean, remember back when we had kings and absolutely every single person was filthy rich?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Bessent: "This crazy No Kings rally this weekend, which is gonna be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party, which is a big title. No Kings equals no paychecks."

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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 17h

It brings me no joy to note that 2005 saw the release of Call of Duty 2 on the Xbox 360 and Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (the third game in the series).

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 1d

Dope!

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 1d

I... have a hard time remembering, tbh, but I remember enjoying them as the tentpole console exclusives (alongside Killzone) that demonstrated that Sony could do FPS games just like Microsoft (though, maybe not quite as good as Halo).

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 1d

GIVE HIM A GAMBIT MOVIE

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 1d

Mr Speaker, I would respectfully ask that you reprioritize your time and attention on literally anything else.

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 1d

I want to play those Resistance games again so bad!

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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 2d

I have a feeling your "grow up with money" point is going to be lost on a person with a profile photo where they are standing next to a helicopter.

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 2d

This is some of the wildest Blueskyism I have ever witnessed. They must be explicitly trying to get into the Louvre.

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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 2d

I'm already watching too many to keep track of!

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 2d

They're not tricks, Michael, they're illusions!

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 2d

Step 1: send four guys around the moon
Step 2: send some more guys to land on the moon
Step 3: fission power and ice
Step 4: Mars

EZ PZ and they only need 8 guys (roughly).

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 2d

Some mornings, you just gotta hit 'em with the Pizzicato Five...
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Pizzicato Five - Baby Love Child (L.A. English Mix Version)

YouTube video by Melhod Riperton

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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 3d

They're wildly unpopular, what they're doing is disgusting to most people and they know it in their bones.

I would probably lie and tell my family I did something else law enforcement related like mall security or something.

Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, I mean, break a leg!