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Reposted by 𝓕𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽
“IM NEVER PAYING MY TAXES.”
“So yesterday, I heard some talk about not paying taxes….not cool guys…you got to do that.
I know the government seems lifeless and uncaring…but we got feelings too….”
I know the government seems lifeless and uncaring…but we got feelings too….”
" Mind if I borrow this "
The stamps spoke, pointing at your head, and then they back handed you ...
They attempted to take your memory disk
The stamps spoke, pointing at your head, and then they back handed you ...
They attempted to take your memory disk
The stand quickly does the math of what you said, and it doesn't add up. How could you be the 23rd and here ...?
"Hmmmm, the 23rd . . . . .
quite interesting . . . "
"Hmmmm, the 23rd . . . . .
quite interesting . . . "
“I feel it should, I’m the former 23rd president of the united states. Funny Valentine.”
" Looks like i'm killing a president ! "
“I am Funny Valentine! I’ll be president of the united states again!”
" your identity doesn't interest me "
“In away…yet a stand non the less…but enough of the side conversation…let me ask you this, do you know who I am?”
"How do it fix it... WHEN SHE'S FUCKING HIGH!?"
“Then you fix it!….
My companion was in a very stressful moment caused by your addiction! You are what is wrong with this country! No responsibility!”
My companion was in a very stressful moment caused by your addiction! You are what is wrong with this country! No responsibility!”
"Listen! I bought those Pills from Blinky! And they were labeled safe pills! And you know what happens next!? THIS FUCKING MESS!"
"I'll make sure you'll see stars!"
“Then I’ll send you to Detroit.”
"I'LL... Uhm... send you to pac pix?"
“And I’ll deflect that misfortune onto your family once I have the corps back.”
"h-holy shit... let's just find a train with somewhere to sit..."
"I swear to fu- you know what!?"
"I'm going to throw a fire hydrant at you one day!"
"I'm going to throw a fire hydrant at you one day!"
“Your death will be swift once I’m back in office you yellow bastard.”
Funny Valentine shakes his fist in anger.
Funny Valentine shakes his fist in anger.
*HHHUURRRRKK*
"I-I MAYNEEDTONOOO-"
*not gonna describe it... ew.*
"I-I MAYNEEDTONOOO-"
*not gonna describe it... ew.*
"SHE ATE THE PILLS ON ACCIDENT!"
“Seems my little travel companion ate too many of those lemon candies and a yellow round person appears.
Interesting…”
Interesting…”
"First off, I respect you for not payin.
Second, I feel better. Still a bit woozy."
Second, I feel better. Still a bit woozy."
*glug gulg glug*
"hmmmm... this is...Jim Bean Whiskey ain't it?"
*she was correct!*
"hmmmm... this is...Jim Bean Whiskey ain't it?"
*she was correct!*