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Former Jedi from the World of Winnie the Pooh (IYKYK). Also known as Pikkupanda. Widow, baker, dog mom, cat mom; pronouns are she/her and “yeah, it’s my real hair color”. Ally for life. 🌈 Avatar art by my late husband.

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · Sep 16

If you, like me, have mental health issues and are foundering at present, don’t take your anger or despair inward.

Lots and lots of people out there need to hear they’re horrible. You don’t.

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 12h

I can’t think of a pithy response so I’ll just hide.

:)

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 12h

Bringing my ESA so no rail for me but I will see you there!

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 16h

I feel vaguely insulted on behalf of the late John Banner.

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 20h

My heart. YAY CHANCE

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 20h

But I love Spike too. ❤️

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 22h

Why must the right admire the worst people?

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 22h

Okay. Imma gonna cry now.

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 23h

I don’t think making the country safer is his goal, Governor. It’s to make the country whiter.

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 23h

The one ad I saw during a football game was disgusting.

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 23h

I like how you terrified us with apples and now winning us back with these mesmerizing offerings.

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Let us know. Poor baby.

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Limiting aid trucks serves no purpose except to extend suffering and anguish.

Hamas being evil doesn’t excuse Israel being evil. War crimes are war crimes.

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

BUNNY BUNNY BUNBUN

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

I see OpenAI Ethics is trending and all I can think is “Much Ado About Nothing”.

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

How else is it gonna stay stuffed, Michelle?

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Can a sentient lighthouse rock a Vader helmet?

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

“Honk your bingus” is a Pulitzer-worthy turn of phrase.

Also screw Altman and his ripoff AI BS.

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no. :(

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Um. Dang.

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

My dad was a WWII US Army medic. Came home from Europe with a stutter from all he witnessed and inoperable shrapnel in his leg.

The idea that he and millions of others fought, bled and died to stop a monster that modern day edgelords celebrate infuriates me beyond reason.

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

…shit. You’re right of course.

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Or at least until Congress remembers their job is in part to hold the purse strings.

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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

DAT COVER THOUGH 🤩

Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Misspelled “honest”.