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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 4h

No Peace Prize for the guy who won't even end his war against his own citizens

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 4h

What's stopping Pritzker & Mayor Johnson from condemning Trump Tower and ordering it vacated?

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 5h

Conversely, I don't necessarily start a book with the first chapter.

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 5h

That certainly creates a lot of buy opportunities

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 7h

I'm with you on disliking fiction, with a couple of exceptions. I generally find they are a slog to read and have too much dialogue that does nothing to move the story along. A good non-fiction book tells the story with actions; you know, less talk more ROCK.

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 8h

You know you grew up in Missouri when you can't remember your landline, but BR-549 is tattooed on your brain

Junior Samples from the TV show Hee Haw. Heavy set man with hair parted in the middle, pencil mustache, yellow shirt and overalls holding a sign that says "BR-549"

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 9h

Back in the 80's there were "party lines" and you could talk with a variety of what promised to be attractive young women.
Just 96¢ a minute!

youtu.be/x4QPYBayUPw

1989 1-900 Party Line television commercial

YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 9h

My grandmother had a crank telephone and the whole town was on a party line. Three rings meant the call was for my grandmother

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 9h

THE BIG REVEAL

After much consideration and weighing my options...

I'm taking my skills to ...ANTIFA!

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 15h

Anything worth doing, is worth doing right the third time!

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 15h

First Paul Simon duet when the other singer is shorter than he is

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 15h

ANTIFA shorted me OT on my last 2 paychecks. I'm filing a grievance with my ANTIFA Local 247 shop steward!

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

But why would a professional kicker NOT correct his mechanics? Surely everything you've said has been repeatedly pointed out to him

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

New WH spin: Trump paid Epstein for "services" so we're all good

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Penn St is paying James Franklin $49MM not to coach.

I'll just throw this out there, but I'll not coach there for half that

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure I could throw a dart blindfolded at the waiver wire and find a better kicker

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

There's a court order that ICE must display their ID.

Why is ICE allowed to crap on court orders without penalty?

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Red state farmers are going down for the count, but House Republicans would rather sit on the Epstein files than take control of tariffs.

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

He knows her name but it would come out "Maria Cordoba Mariachi"

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

So Epstein was just providing "a service" to Trump?

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

All you'll ever need to know about Republicans is they would rather skip town for weeks to hide Trump's pedo files than to take seriously their Constitutional responsibility to set tariffs.

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Memo to Hal Steinbrenner: Next year play God Bless America with the lyrics in Spanish to see the reaction

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Ohio:
Age to VIEW sexual activity online: 18
Age to PARTICIPATE in sexual activity (consent): 16

...m'kay

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Model trains is one of those hobbies where you either have the time or the money, but never both

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

What was it about Trump's first term trade war that convinced you another Trump trade war would fix everything?

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