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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦

@frankenmuppet.bsky.social

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Leaving Bluesky for good. Lack of an edit function is a deal breaker for me. After waiting literal years, I have finally given up hoping Bluesky will ever implement it. Slowly deleting all of my posts and then finally the app off my devices.

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 18m

I stopped listening at "Maybe".... Get back to me when he actually does something worthwhile

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 21h

The more I see of Mamdani, the more I respect him

Lissa Harris🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 12d

you know what: I’m good with that

Alexander C. Kaufman @alexckaufman.bsky.social · 12d

Zohran Mamdani just said he'd support new nuclear plants in New York at tonight's debate.

Mamdani: “I think it’s something worth exploring.”

Cuomo: “Is that a yes?”

Mamdani: “Yeah.”

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 22h

It's easier to keep the poorly educated loyal

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 23h

Except Paul Ryan hasn't been around in years, he got out while the getting was good when he saw what was becoming of his Grand Old Pedophile Party

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 23h

Wish I still had this shirt, it's as relevant today as it was in the nineties (note: that's not me in the picture, that's the cop killer himself, Ice-T)

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 3d

There's a very real reason I would never want to be a citizen in Trumps imaginary "51st state"

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 3d

I am often reminded of that one line in Sweet Home Alabama

"Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscious bother you?"

Republicans do not care about outright corruption within their party, they never have (at least not in my lifetime they haven't)

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 3d

Regardless of the results, tens of millions of Americans still voted for this (again) so 🤷

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 3d

I'll be lowering that number soon. Been slowly deleting my entire post history before finally dropping the platform altogether

Lack of an edit function is a deal breaker, and I've waited literal years in hopes it might be added... adopted early back when you still needed an invite to join

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 4d

I miss the days when Republicans were just proffessional individuals I disagreed with on policy as opposed to the trolls and dictators America voted into the White House

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 4d

Got any corroboration on that?

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 4d

Not sure why I needed to take a breath, they are far from the only outlet that reported on it

3 Monkeys Still on the Loose After Truck Overturns on Mississippi Highway

www.nytimes.com

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 5d

a man is holding a pair of scissors with the number 37 on them

ALT: a man is holding a pair of scissors with the number 37 on them

media.tenor.com

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 5d

Remembering that time Moms for Liberty not only quoted Hitler at the top of their newsletter, they also correctly cited his full name, just in case you thought it was some other person named Hitler who spoke it

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 5d

While I absolutely understand that all news agencies are biased. If it was all propaganda, why can't they get their stories straight?

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

You're in my thoughts

a woman is giving a peace sign in front of a body of water with the words `` may the odds ever be in your favor ! ''

ALT: a woman is giving a peace sign in front of a body of water with the words `` may the odds ever be in your favor ! ''

media.tenor.com

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

There are many reasons why I will never step foot on American soil for the remainder of my life this is another reason to reinforce I am making the right decision (not that I ever had doubts)

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

I did... Right underneath 'North Korea opens waterpark to boost tourism'

2025 has been one wild year 🤣😂🤣

North Korea to open beach resort as Kim Jong Un bets on tourism

Wonsan Kalma opens to domestic tourists on 1 July, six years after it was due to be completed.

www.bbc.com

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

Isn't this the same fucking clown who spent literal years blocking every single military leadership appointment put to vote?

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

Actually make that second wildest.... North Korea spent a week in the news recently for opening a waterpark to boost tourism.

Tourism.... In North Korea.... That's gotta be just a little wilder than disease ridden monkeys getting in a vehicular accident in Mississippi

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

That has to be the wildest headline I have read in years

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 6d

Any true Republican left has already been labeled a RINO and kicked out of the party (but they'll continue to vote for the MAGA party despite the fact they're wearing the skin of the Grand Old Party like they were straight out of Repo.

Better to vote for a facsist than a Democrat, I guess 🤷

a man with a mask on his face is looking at himself in the mirror .

ALT: a man with a mask on his face is looking at himself in the mirror .

media.tenor.com

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 7d

On second thought... I live in Saskatchewan, I already live in the Vichy 😏

The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 7d

Living a stones throw away from the Alberta border, it really does feel like I'm living next to the Vichy

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 7d

Lettuce all have a good laugh 😏