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M. Dean Cooper
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Writer, videographer, cat person. Sad little king of a sad little hill. He/him. Words: notepadexe.medium.com Video: newnorml.tumblr.com
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · Nov 11
Hello Bluesky! Now that a) people are really here and b) we have pinned posts allow me to do a brief welcome/shameless-self-promo thread. I'm a multifaceted guy but for the purposes of this account I'm mostly a writer, with a novel I'm chipping away at and shorter works here: notepadexe.medium.com
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 3m
a man is talking into a microphone and says why does everyone want to go back to jakku .
ALT: a man is talking into a microphone and says why does everyone want to go back to jakku .
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 42m
having Kyle as an enemy for life
a small white dog sitting in a white box
ALT: a small white dog sitting in a white box
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 1h
but Verla wasn't actually supposed to be the person who retrieved the saber from Cloud City iirc
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 1h
I thought about it for most of my twenties and by the time I was zeroing in on a decision I ended up on blood thinner and now they're not an option
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 1h
did we ever find out who that mf is, I don't even remember
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 2h
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Fix the Skywalker Saga For Fun and Profit
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 2h
needless to say the monkey guy is a major player in this scenario
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 2h
hear me out: Ben Solo redemption movie that works like BTTF2 and takes place concurrently with Rise of Skywalker
duncatra.bsky.social Dunc @duncatra.bsky.social · 15h
The two biggest missed opportunities of the sequels are both ideas that could still work post-TROS with a bit of creativity:

1. Active and extended Ben Solo redemption.

2. A stormtrooper rebellion led and/or inspired by Finn.

Disney execs need to get off YouTube and listen to actual creatives.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 2h
Babu Frik, clearly
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 15h
very convenient that this news drops on the eve of the Finn book 🤔🤔🤔
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Dunc @duncatra.bsky.social · 15h
The two biggest missed opportunities of the sequels are both ideas that could still work post-TROS with a bit of creativity:

1. Active and extended Ben Solo redemption.

2. A stormtrooper rebellion led and/or inspired by Finn.

Disney execs need to get off YouTube and listen to actual creatives.
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Mollie Damon @molliedamon.bsky.social · 16h
“They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 16h
Sam Rockwell, baby
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 17h
Adam Driver after dishing about the Ben Solo movie
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 17h
by the way, everything I’ve ever posted here is off the record
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 18h
what did you say to James Mangold Bob
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 18h
Bob Iger diving in front of a serious filmmaker interested in Star Wars like he’s taking a bullet
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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 19h
i am being pursued and terrorized by agents of the disney corporation
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BlindManBaldwin @blindmanbaldwin.bsky.social · Nov 10
George Lucas sitting with his hand extended. Behind him is a screen where it reads "Chaos!". It looks as if his hand is holding the word.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 20h
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 1d
Lest you fret over Ron's fate they were bought out by Blockbuster a good while before the market disappeared. That location is a Goodwill now.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 1d
went the extra mile with the alt-text on this because there are some choice quotes in this thing

"'It seems that the bigger store you have, the more movies you have and the more you'll rent.' he said."
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 1d
my store growing up was called Video Factory and TIL that plaza was originally called Madd Maxx Plaza for some fuckin' reason
Video Factory Opening 'Biggest Store in Country' By DAVID ROBINSON Video Factory plans to open a new store during November in the Madd Maxx Plaza on Delaware Avenue that the company's owner said will be more than twice the size of its biggest existing store. Ron Alsheimer, the chain's owner, said the new 16.800- square-foot store will carry more than 18.000 video movies. "It will be the biggest store in the country, as far as I know," he said. "It seems that the bigger store you have, the more movies you have and the more you'll rent.' he said. The largest existing Video Factory store, which Alsheimer claims is the largest in the Northeast, is an 8.300-square-foot outlet located at the corner of Maple and North Forest roads in Amherst. The new store will replace the company's smaller outlet at 2558 Delaware Ave., which Alsheimer hopes to lease to other businesses. although no agreements have been signed. he said. "We really ran out of room at our Delaware Avenue store," Alsheimer said. With as many as 190 customers hour renting movies at that outlet, the Delaware Avenue store frequently was crowded and consumers had to wait in long lines. The larger store should help eliminate the overcrowding, he said. The store also will include a section for children's movies, as well as a "Kid- Vid" area will have supervision and entertainment for youngsters. The new store also will feature an expanded area where customers may purchase movie videos. The Madd Maxx Plaza also will be renamed Video Factory Plaza, Alsheimer said. The company, which currently has 11 in Western New York and Syracuse, also plans to open a new store during late November at the Bells Abbott Road Plaza in Lackawanna and another during December at the South Side Plaza In Jamestown. Alsheimer said.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 1d
choosing not to look into this
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 2d
very cool subtitle styling
English subtitles with the same dialogue in the Thai alphabet underneath them akin to a drop shadow
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