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@fplgoosiero.bsky.social

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I like the beautiful game. I am beautiful game. Comedy & Fantasy Football 19 seasons of failing to win FPL 4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes Best finish - 1864

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · Nov 13

Hello brave new world. 👋

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 3h

Don't think I've seen any film 7 times. I like to give it 5-10 years before rewatching films I love, so I can forget just enough.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 3h

Welcome aboard, Shed.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 3h

GW10: 73 points.
316k > 306k (I think).

A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 1d

The crows are angry this morning. The crows know something is coming. Something unexpected. Something unatural. Could we finally see a Calvert-Lewin hatrick?

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 2d

Some like bad jokes, some simply prefer serious fpl insight of the very highest quality. I try and cater to both. I'll get a giggle out of you one day.

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 2d

Same here, guys. I will follow back just about anyone active or anyone who likes my jokes, dead or alive.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know if things have changed, but one Halloween back in the 90s, my bro and I went trick or treating. We got a few sweets, but more importantly, £120 cash, used the very next day to purchase a beautiful SEGA Mega Drive machine. What a time to be alive.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 2d

Mrrrrrry Haloween, folk people. Watch your backs.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 3d

I've heard a couple of people mentioning the same. I would never captain a defender unless Trent makes a comeback. Still, it's not the worst week to bet against Haaland. Good luck, mate.

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 3d

I didn't really want rid before Burnley, but needs must. Reckon he gets you a return to repay some faith.

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 3d

GW10: 316k rank. 0.8 bank.

2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.

Good luck, managers! 🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 4d

ATTENTION: 5 free AFCON #fpl transfers in GW16.

Having one attacking spot that can rotate during gws 11-15 might be a good way to use your spare transfers if you have some.

Eg.
11 - Woltemade > JP (Wol)
12 - JP (Bur)
13 - JP > Thiago (BUR)
14 - Thiago > Sesko (WH)
15 - Sesko > Woltemade (BUR)

🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 4d

When I was just a little boy, my grandad gave me some advice. No one likes a show-off, he said, not unless you've got a Bluesky account and an #fpl rank that most youtube content creators can only dream of. They put him in a secure facility shortly after that. Way ahead of his time, pop-pops. ❤️🪿

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

I would say Sunderland. They have put in some great performances, but points have been shared, fixtures have been kind, and their relatively low prices mean we can sit back and assess their true value a little more.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

Good question. We all know the obvious answer. I'm sure once he gets used to his new housemates, and they bond over some Lucazades and pasta, Mo Salah will rediscover his usually very reliable home form.

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

Managers, friends, enemies, I have got to go into a physical office with people for the next 3 entire days. I will be short on time and patience. I might be grumpy in the evenings. This is your chance to ask me any difficult fpl, relationship and/or medical questions, while my mind is still sharp..🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

I'd put whoever has a home fixture first, and if that fails, then virtuousness.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

GW9 Wild Goose Chase Update:

The article we all look forward to every week is out, and it's more good news, managers. I'm still in a comfortable position to crack wise at youtubers and fpl legends alike. Better start drafting more gags. 🪿

Greyhead @fplgreyhead.bsky.social · 5d

Fabio has an Mbeumo of a green arrow, Luke and Zoph wildcard and one of them benches VDV

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In 'The Great and the Good', Greyhead analyses the transfers and strategies of some well-known Fantasy Premier League (FPL) managers.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

They have a good 5 day break before that next euro game, and it's at home, at least. Away to Liverpool tomorrow night is a different story.

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

So, you're not getting him? Interesting. Interesting.

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

Yea, I feel the same. He regularly puts up strong xG, but doesn't regularly deliver. Still, at 6.5 and good fixtures, he could do well.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

What is the deal with Declan Rice?
Will he recover from his knock?
Will he play tomorrow?
Will he play at the weekend?
Will he keep getting points?
Will he rise tonight?

Will he score better than Sarr over the next 5 gws?

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

Ok. Are Sunderland actually quite good @chelseafcn.bsky.social ?

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 5d

I have a confession to make. The rumours are true. I took steroids to enhance my 23-24 #fpl performance. It was a mistake and I'm sorry. My testicles shrunk to the size of tennis balls. Rage transfers were heavy. My rank actually suffered. If anything, my top 10k finish was even more impressive. 🪿

Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 6d

..or 4-2s even