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News from the forest. A running journal of the most venal time ever. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 20,000+ people laugh daily watching this at https://www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_t=ZT-8y8B5greaCl&_r=1
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 6d
Idaho Plays Qatar Hero! Our Country is for Sale - pay the fading pres and you get an airbase!

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Witty satirical political news update. The Trump Administration is facing backlash from the president’s own supporters following the announcement that a new Qatari air force facility would be built in...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 31m
Tbf, Argentina is getting expensive.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 33m
His whole life is a Joe Pisarcik fumble scooped up by Herm Edwards. Literally, born with a lead and fumbled away.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
UTTER FAT FAILURE REMINDED OF SUCH #nokings
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 11h
Poindexter the Porn-Texter!
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
If you ask nicely he’ll show you his “love seat.”
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
When the hands turn purple, that’s how you know it’s done. #nokings
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
Even fake AI GOPer doesn’t know how to wear a mask
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
Such sad incel energy. “What if I could fly a plane? What if I could keep a wife? What if I could hold it?”
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
He wishes he could fly a plane, or keep a wife. But he knows he can’t.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
Insecure state schooler who got in to the DEI law school. Sad. Just dance!
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
Seriously, what a loser. I don’t want a president who is obviously an incel loser. Even a rented Slovenian dumped him.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
It’s sad that it reminds everybody he can’t actually do anything. He has to pretend to fly a plane, the way other AI videos pretend he has muscles, and other AI videos pretend his third wife hasn’t dumped him because he shits his pants.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 12h
UTTER FAT FAILURE REMINDED OF SUCH #nokings
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 17h
That 9th Commandment gets Mike every time. The Pantload in chief, on the other hand, does not discriminate among the Ten Commandments, he just views them as a to-do list.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21h
Feels like, between ..

1. “No Kings” rally

2. Benioff apologizing

3. Young Republicans getting suspended

4. Universities rejecting White House “contracts”

.. authoritarianism got something of a margin call this week.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 2d
The Fall of Mitch! #gopgeezers #mcconnell #coruptsct

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Satire. Comedy News update. From ABC News, “Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell, 83, fell to the ground in a Capitol hallway Thursday afternoon as he made his way to Senate votes. McConnell, who announced...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 2d
Shifting billions in assets to Argentina doesn’t look great in this context either.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 2d
Still true, obviously more true, as military people depart the scene of the crimes.
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Still true, sadly more so.
forrestnews.bsky.social Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · Sep 5
WHITE HOUSE TO RENAME DOD “DEPARTMENT OF BOAT MURDER” - related, pres, def sec, Rubio now can’t travel internationally without risk of arrest.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 11d
JESUS WALKED AROUND NOT WEARING A CROSS AND TOLD THE TRUTH - Weird. You folks keep doing the opposite, tho, I’m sure it’s fine. #gopphonychristians
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 2d
There he is! Get ‘em!
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 2d
I have an nft of a beanie baby shaped like a Melania coin. It is going to vacuum up the universe. (And I’ll be rich!)
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 2d
“They’re saying it’s illegal.” How to describe juries who’ve considered the man.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 2d
The Fall of Mitch! #gopgeezers #mcconnell #coruptsct

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Satire. Comedy News update. From ABC News, “Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell, 83, fell to the ground in a Capitol hallway Thursday afternoon as he made his way to Senate votes. McConnell, who announced...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 2d
The Fall of Mitch! #gopgeezers #mcconnell #coruptsct

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Satire. Comedy News update. From ABC News, “Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell, 83, fell to the ground in a Capitol hallway Thursday afternoon as he made his way to Senate votes. McConnell, who announced...
TikTok video by eveningforestnews
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 2d
On Tuesday I could have proved this completely wrong. Oh well, tip of the cap.