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56% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 26m

a bald man with a beard is making a funny face and covering his mouth with his fist .

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 31m

a teddy bear is holding its arms out and says `` love you '' .

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 32m

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.

A court has ordered Paul Chuckle cut down several four metre tall oak trees at the bottom of his garden after the council provided evidence he is only permitted to have a two metre yew.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 12h

You put the ‘mix’ in minx, or something.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 1d

What is deco rum? You shouldn’t mix your drinks, Arthur.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 1d

You are indeed gorgeous. The second part, however…

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve heard he’s very windy.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

Who’s Cliff Walks?

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

You can NEVER go wrong with a nicely placed Uranus pun. The benchmark of British humour.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

You’d think he’d learn.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

You can pull off easily on a sex drive.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

Bloody Dave.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

Awwww. I bloody love The Flumps x

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

Calling this a ‘space plush toy planet’ is a wasted opportunity. I’d have made all the individual planets, content in the knowledge that parents everywhere would be telling their children “Time to put Uranus away, it’s time for dinner”.