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incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻)

@fluorescentbeige.bsky.social

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🌻Exactly what you wanted, and never what you expected🦄 he/she/they/them/non-binary/bicycle I'm making the collards these days🧑🏽‍🌾

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incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · Jul 13

I be drunk after this karaoke bar... and the decisions I make with my brain after are always so interesting the next day.

Here's a candid where I was fine af

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 6m

Lol all of y'all are wonderful, beautiful gentlemen

a woman in a white jacket is asking " now why am i in it "

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incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 1h

If gay were a currency, I would pay 1.1% in taxes😜

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 1h

Post something 90s

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 1h

Omg u look so good for 90🥰👉🏽👈🏽

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incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 1h

Why I feel like that make sense?

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 1h

If it isn't hard for it, then you don't want it.

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 2h

Think Imma live my Velma fantasy this year for the Halloween party

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 2h

I love when gays refer to each other as "sister/girl/niece."

a group of girls are standing next to each other in a crowd and a man is standing in the background .

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incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 2h

Unpopular opinion, but remixing the lyrics of a song unofficially is kinda corny to me

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 2h

Fine dining is cool and shit til u gotta real spender holding you hostage

a woman with a name tag that says pca

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incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 22h

Lol this and so many others

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incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 23h

I use this line way too often, specifically the last party

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 6d

"When you came to me, I didn't ask if she was guilty. I didn't ask if she was innocent. I didn't ask if she was a drunk, or a dope fiend. No. I asked, did you have $5000 and you told me yes. But you don't have $5000, so I figure you're a dirty liar and I don't do deals with dirty liars"

Real

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 6d

This musical is such a snail trail

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 23h

And you got to tell him no... Every time

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 4d

If the devil can't reach you, he gone send that big-dicked man right to yo inbox...

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 23h

This and Marvel Rivals?🥹👉🏽👈🏽

Chicago The Musical (New Broadway Cast Recording (1997))

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incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 1d

What happens after you're the best?

incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 1d

This man was so mean to me for playing Strange in Comp, but I did it cuz he didnt wanna play triple support/solo tank...

I can't help the meta, miboy (still won)...

a group of cartoon characters including spongebob and patrick are playing a board game

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incadescent/beige-bandit (spooky👻) @fluorescentbeige.bsky.social · 1d

Actively researching the stuff, cuz ain't no way all these dumb people liking the same things and I'm not knowing bout it til i know they all liking the same things