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ben johnson personally saved my life when he ran through a fire to stop me from drowning in a pool. posted up crazy style

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BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · May 16

final grade A in linear algebra

a basketball player wearing a lakers jersey stands on the court

ALT: a basketball player wearing a lakers jersey stands on the court

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BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Apr 30

add a ryan fitzpatrick edit to tupac’s I Get Around to my list of edits that are good ideas but i cant do that

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Jan 1

posts like these are why bluesky can be such a mid platform, like yeah i agree with the message, but the kid from peanuts wouldn’t say it

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 26

rugby not as physical sorry

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BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 26

american football more physical tea boy

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BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 23

driving when the snow is just beginning and it is dark outside makes me feel like han solo

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 20

i don’t know if it’s just me but 2k made myteam stupid difficult to be interested in this year, there’s so much going on at once and improving my team feels impossible

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 17

i hate the bears

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 9

preparing myself for a lot of blues and greens

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 6

final 10 seconds watching your team and you’re on bluesky interacting with me, i’m touched really

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 6

>responds to me during a game
>20 minutes later
>responds again responding about how responding during a game is bad

ay carumba

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 6

you’re telling me 55 jumping on the pile when the play is called dead and not getting flagged for anything isn’t ever getting shit to go their way

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 6

refs forgot what leverage is on game ending field goal against bears off the top of my head

not to mention 2 back to back hof qbs

saying they don’t ever get shit yeah okay pal

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 6

packers fans should never be allowed to complain about the refs i fear

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BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 3

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Dec 1

bears find a way

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Nov 30

i think if the bears can beat all 3 division rivals he has a shot, doesn’t seem impossible since the bears almost just did it

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · Nov 29

people are saying he deserved to be fired after mismanaging the game yesterday, but i don't know. i guess when it comes down to it, i just don't think that actions should have consequences. i think everything should just be whatever

Tom Pelissero @tompelissero.bsky.social · Nov 29

The #Bears fired Matt Eberflus, per sources.

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BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Nov 28

what all these people freaking out don’t realize is that the last timeout they didn’t use is saved for next week. bears are playing 300iq football here

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Nov 28

must be bears fans

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BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Nov 27

hey! saw you tweeted about nuts. naturally, tell me everything about you

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Nov 27

1. gloria
2. luther
3. reincarnated

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Nov 24

bears just realized they are the bears and starting bearing all over the place

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Nov 24

what about the haul and fields to mhj tho

Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · Nov 24

Caleb Williams beats the free runner and drops one in while on the run

BENJOHNSONSEXUAL @flukegetsy.bsky.social · Nov 24

most obvious wide left of my life incoming