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Sarah

@flowershopsarah.bsky.social

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Professional floral wrangler, and aging gamer, who knows that Organ Trail was the real gateway drug. Into books, nature, and FOTS.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · Apr 3

When someone asks what I do for a living, I’m sending this gif, and only this gif. 🤣

spongebob and squidward from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other and cheering up .

Alt: Spongebob, dresses as a flower, and Squidward are standing next to each other while SpongeBob throws flower petals into Squidwards face.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 10h

This picture feels like a hangover.

dando23.bsky.social @dando23.bsky.social · 21h

The Day After

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 10h

Consistency is the secret to life.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 13h

Cat for sure.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 1d

My brain read that as “ carry and discharge Swan off shotguns.” At first I was 🤔… but yeah, like angry birds but with projectile swans. That is terrifying. Besides, I’m 100% sure the birds would approve of this new form of violence and chaos.

a swan with a red ring around its neck stands in front of a caution sign

ALT: a swan with a red ring around its neck stands in front of a caution sign

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 1d

Veeeeenk, you’re a chicken, Veenk! Voods is a absolute a ham!

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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Halloween!

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 1d

When the girl in the car opens the can of cat food… Omgosh! Amazing editing.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 1d

Owl Kitty is quality internet

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KNinja @khrisnin.bsky.social · 2d

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 2d

An estimated 15.7 million workers use SNAP. It’s a lifeline for those in low-wage jobs.

Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.

Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.

Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 2d

JCPenney has been in business since 1902, how do you not know how to spell it? It has been home in every shopping mall across this country for at least the past 50 years. Forbes, this is embarrassing.

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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 3d

We are $38 trillion in debt, millions are about to go hungry, and he's busy building himself a gilded ballroom.

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U.S. hits $38 trillion in debt, after the fastest accumulation of $1 trillion outside of the pandemic

This rapid debt accumulation is the fastest outside of the COVID-19 pandemic, with the debt having reached $37 trillion in August.

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 2d

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Ooooo, let’s not beat around the bush, this is a tough loss for you. Not only was he right, but you’re actively enjoying the thing he was right about. We will be praying for you as he does his “told you so” dance. It’s the worst of all the dances. 🤣🤣🤣

two men are standing next to each other and one is making a face

ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one is making a face

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

As a super angsty teenage the phrase “Mother, I cannot stress enough to you the severity of the situation! “ was whined many times during trash day.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 3d

Cost to fund SNAP and keep 42 million people from starving:

$100 billion

Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:

$100 billion

One is decried as "welfare." One is not.

Why?

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Every human watching Tim Curry in this breathtaking performance…

a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Oooh, side quest… If you can stare off in the distance, like you see something, and whisper… “Another dimension, new galaxy
Intergalactic planetary”

One, that would be hilarious af and
Two, mentally mess with everyone in the room.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

The juxtaposition here is so good.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Oh John. This is kinda pathetic. You’re no Susan Lucci..

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

John Thune auditions for a Daytime Emmy

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

And I’d click that. We just keep dancing that dance.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

If you make racist comments and or have Nazi tattoos, you should not hold office. It’s not that f*ing hard!!! The bar is so low it’s damn near underground.

The Briefing with Jen Psaki @briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social · 4d

"It's really interesting to have this whole power structure essentially turn on to try to drag my name through the mud." Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner describes the resistance he has experienced within the Democratic Party.
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The Briefing with Jen Psaki (@thebriefingwithpsaki) on Threads

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Just in time for Halloween.

two cartoon characters are looking at each other with the words huh that 's kind of racist .

ALT: two cartoon characters are looking at each other with the words huh that 's kind of racist .

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

We are going LIVE to today’s interview with Mike Johnson…

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Every single sitting Republican should be found guilty along side Trump for the crimes this man will eventually commit against the American people. They wanted this, they enable this, they created this moment. They should be held accountable.

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