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Floozy L’Pioux
@floozywrites.bsky.social
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Hot, funny, talented. Reading and writing monster smut since 1969. Find me in NYGEL Issue 1, and more in the future dmn I’m just starting out Me and the monster under your bed have probably hooked up.
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · Jun 15
Your existence can be a way for the universe to perceive itself. My existence is a way for the universe to cum.
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 19h
A major problem in monster erotica is when the sex scenes are brimming with the human being compared to all the lady monsters. It’s a failure of imagination, one that comes specifically from white power fantasies.
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 1d
From Alixandre le Grant, printed by Michel Le Noir ca. 1507-1520
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 1d
If anybody needs me I’ll be browsing snuff boxes and old pornography on EBay.
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Honey Hyman-Dworsky @hymandworsky.bsky.social · 2d
What were your go-to meals as a child? Who cooked for you?
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 2d
Must…finish…WIP……..don’t…start….new….WIP….instead……….
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 3d
There is zero reason to use AI in your erotica writing. That includes your marketing!
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 5d
Someone decorated the mammogram waiting room with pumpkin boobies 🤌
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 5d
I do think a little sex ed would make some people better erotica writers.
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 5d
This image looks very AI generated.
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 6d
🫩
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 6d
If I had a pseudonym it would be Richard Cockburn.
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 6d
What is it about adult animation that’s vulgar in a BAD way? Like, I love vulgarity, but maybe not in the hands of men..? Same think with the illustrative styles of like political cartoons and Mad Magazine. Just…ew. I hate that shit.
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 7d
Oh thank goodness CBS news is here to defend franchise owners against (checks notes) laborers. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Long Island business owners slapped with $6 million lawsuit over law they didn't know they were breaking
The "DQ Sisters" say their employees are part of their family, so they were blindsided by a blizzard of claims that they were breaking the law.
www.cbsnews.com
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 7d
Im gonna do nanowrimo hehehe
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 8d
Okay, weird, my posts about sex do better than my posts about xantham gum.
jack skellington from the nightmare before christmas is standing in front of a candle with the words interesting reaction below him
ALT: jack skellington from the nightmare before christmas is standing in front of a candle with the words interesting reaction below him
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 9d
Let’s talk about the important stuff (xantham gum)
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 9d
Single handedly going to make a xantham gum part of the internet. GumTok? GumSky? XanthamBook?
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 9d
Getting a t shirt printed saying “Ask me about Xantham Gum”
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 9d
Im a xantham gum bitch.
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10d
BLUESKY, FUCK
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10d
BLURSKY LET ME EDIT POSTS, “AND,” “AND CRAZY”
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10d
Im fucked up (charging my Nintendo switch) an crazy (in the mood to play Minecraft)
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 11d
Editing an adult story at the doctors waiting room. The “grind” never stops (wink wink)
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 12d
Not everything is kink, you’re just fundamentally ashamed of sex and its cause a part of you belongs to Christianity and whiteness 🤷
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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 12d
Please someone explain, I’m dumb and also don’t have other socials