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Derrick

@flippedlogic.bsky.social

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Raised where the border is a bridge. I still believe in bridges, between nations, between people. I believe in the quiet power of intelligence, in science, equal rights, equity, and dignity even under fire. Ignorance burns hot, but intelligence burns long.

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Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 23d

My first 1000 posts can be summed like this:
tRump is stupid, his presidency is illegitimate so he’s a dictator. Hate and fear and perpetual victimhood are not sustainable. Critical thinking and sound logic is always required. It’s the guns. Release the Epstein files. And never give up hope.

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Dawna and RealMonkeyCat @dawna9.bsky.social · 19h

I agree Jules. Especially when we all learned the PedoPoopgatePrez gleefully watched and didn’t do a damn thing. He has no respect for Our Constitution, Democracy or the American people…especially POC, the disabled & veterans.

#Pinks

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💫⭐️N. Jules⭐️💫 @northjules.bsky.social · 21h

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gmalov.bsky.social @gmalov.bsky.social · 1d

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Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 21h

Almost a year after the election and I still wake up every morning in shock that our guardrails didn’t hold and we got taken over by a strong man authoritarian. And the dumbest man alive at that. He still talks about passing a cognitive screening as if it’s an IQ assessment. I hate this timeline.

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 1d

Criminal negligence = ignoring a known danger and someone gets hurt.
Criminal stupidity = ignoring a known dictator and everyone gets hurt.

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 1d

Want to know the extent of my cluelessness? In this moment with the most purely brainless people front and center, I still honestly believe that no one is actually dumb enough to think the Earth is flat. They are simply playing the antagonist so that others can make debunking videos. 🕵️😶‍🌫️

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone want to get in on this great online deal for Argentinian beef?

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 1d

Why the hell am I working on my yard today? I mean the ballroom really is my first priority.

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie says cool in front of a city skyline

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says cool in front of a city skyline

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Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 1d

I put at least some thought and effort into my posts.
Bluesky does its best John Oliver… “Cool”

Someone posts “I like bread”
Bluesky: “OMG A STAR IS BORN!!”

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Denise @neesiefromca.bsky.social · 1d

Breaks my heart when I think we could have had her instead of the orange fucking moron.

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Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 2d

The Bluesky algorithm is like a Bermuda Triangle for my posts. They go in never to be seen again.

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 2d

You can silence 50 scholars with 1 fact, but you cannot silence 1 idiot with 50 facts.

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 3d

Breaking: The guy begging for a Nobel Peace Prize just sent a nuclear carrier group to hover off Venezuela.

Nothing says “man of peace” like parking a floating war city next to a country whose fishermen you keep killing, calling them “narco-terrorists.”

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 3d

Breaking: James Comer says nothing in the Epstein files implicates tRump and in fact there’s evidence of a far closer relationship between Epstein and Bill Clinton.

Comer also said that Area 51 has nothing to do with aliens, and that, coincidentally,
the real UFOs were actually piloted by Hillary.

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 3d

Things better than the Bluesky algorithm:

WebMD symptom checker.
Airport Wi-Fi.
My Roomba trying to find the base charger.
Windows Vista.
A McDonald’s ice cream machine.
Barclays customer service.
Blockbuster’s digital strategy.
The Fyre festival.
The poop cruise.
Google glass.
Tesla FSD.

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 3d

Still just the stupid sidekick yelling “you can do it”
…ban vaccines
…bring back measles
…demolish the White House
…sink the narco terrorists
…hide the Epstein files
…shit on democracy
…terrorize our cities
…raise costs
…reduce benefits
…bankrupt our farmers
…tank trade
…close the government

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 3d

There’s a song called Drivin’ My Life Away by Eddie Rabbitt

Trucker has morals and turns down offering a ride to a girl who’s too young.

GOP rewrite:

Well the truck stop cutie comin on to me
Tried to talk me into a ride
Said I wouldn’t be sorry
I said hell yes because she was just a baby

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 3d

Donald cunt is a post tortoise!! Lol

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 3d

CHUMP'S A TRAITOR........

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Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 3d

President Trump has pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, convicted for failing to stop criminals laundering money tied to child abuse, drugs, and terrorism.

In other news, Leavitt announced the treasury department will be renamed to OnlyFrauds.

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 3d

00:43 “Donald cunt”. 😂

On Senate Floor, Warren Supports Merkley's Protest Against Trump Refusing to Protect Health Care

YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren

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Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 3d

Warren maybe saying cunt is the least crazy thing this week:
East Wing leveled
Debt $38 T
Gov’t shut
House AWOL
Caribbean airstrikes
Presidential poop video
ICE funded like it’s the NFL
Soybeans rotting
Prices rising
Trade crumbling
But good news: no one’s eating the cats and dogs today.

Derrick @flippedlogic.bsky.social · 4d

Owls bob their heads up and down to help improve their depth of perception.

You can try it out yourself. Focus on an object and bob your head. It doesn't work for us, but you do look like an idiot.