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dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 5h

australians:

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 6h

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 6h

AWS: *goes down*
my e-bed: *folds me in half and toasts me like a panini press*

Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 7h

Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto

The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

www.dexerto.com

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 1d

i would like to have already worked out

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$ex Toilet @redicnomad.bsky.social · 1d

Pic for @durabledeer.bsky.social ❌✈️❌🚂

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 2d

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 2d

stupid!! she’s so stupid!!

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 2d

it slap!!

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 3d

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 3d

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Threatening Music Notation @musicnotation.bsky.social · 4d

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 3d

asfjdjfj not the ear bones

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 4d

ah! i seem to be having a thought…hmm? oh, never mind

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 4d

and a lot fat...

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 4d

i could answer emails OR i could just sit here

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 4d

i don’t know how Shoppers manages to populate their DVD rack exclusively with movies that don’t exist. “the wiggles join the mafia” excuse me

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 5d

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 5d

the way she's talking to him like he's a toddler getting vaccinated, the hushed hallway echo, the bizarre noise he makes when he looks at the camera and waves uncomprehendingly, it's magical

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 5d

this video feels like a dream

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 5d

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 5d

i love when a movie is so bad it immediately forces you to expose someone else to it like the cursed tape from the ring

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13d

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woosle! 🌸 @animalmath.bsky.social · 7d

i bought a beret yesterday and i feel soooo french when i wear it

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wolfears @ furpoc @wolfears.net · 6d

how it feels to be me

dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 6d

that hat suits you so well 👀

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 6d

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"