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The less famous fumo account of @nikkisayo.bsky.social, even though this was originally my main account. wishlist: https://throne.com/flashn00b

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flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · May 24

If anyone knows of some accounts that has a decent frequency of Fumo image posting, please share them with me, since the main reason I still use Twitter is because of those funny Touhou plushies. I'd rather do without the vitriol and unsolicited snuff

go.bsky.app/gASXpj

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flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 8m

This is not a drill. FuRyu's continuing their Embodiment of Scarlet Devil plush lineup with HowaHowa plushies of Remilia and Flandre Scarlet

@cappu.cirno.rocks pinging you because this is one baby step closer to Cirno

The FuRyu HowaHowa plushies of Remilia and Flan are up on AmiAmi!

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 59m

Does 2P imply SoulCalibur's canonicity to the NieR/Drakengard franchise, despite 2B being non-canon in Soulcalibur?

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 3h

For some reason, I thought you finally got the HRT medication you said I think quite a while ago. Any progress on that?

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 3h

Replying to this partly because of a crashout i had, but I feel like i should say that muting is also an option. Blocking accounts that try to survive on commissions or other forms of paid images/video is the equivalent of saying "job_application_png.jpg" to them.

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 3h

Miko called. She wants her cape back.

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 4h

I think i should also mention a few changes on how I will go about running this account:

First and foremost, i'll explicitly say that I also run the mentioned account. Second, there will probably be more cosplay images on this account, though fumos will still remain the focus of my pic posting.

Purple haired femboy wearing a white wrap top and red miniskirt, with a comically large plush ribbon completing their look. A gaussian blur is applied to their face with text reading "i'm still gonna hide my face lmao"

The femboy is also holding up a fumo plush of Reimu flipping off the people who dare turn this place into a second Twitter.

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 4h

TW: Onlyfans, Fansly, survival sex work

I've never really hid the fact that I run @nikkisayo.bsky.social, though I haven't exactly been open about it either up until now. With how frustrating it has been to run that account on top of my job search, I ask that you read the alt text in the pic below

For users that run commercial IRL porn accounts, there's very little difference between Bluesky and Twitter, as both platforms are comparatively adverse to sex work, albeit in their own way. Because of the struggles that I've encountered while running the Nikki Sayo account, I've decided to post this text wall on my fumo account, starting with a controversial statement:

SEX WORK IS WORK.

As i've said back in early June, I started my paid NSFW account because I anticipated the job search to be pretty bad, and i've been job hunting long enough to join the local Communist group, because "political agitator" seems to be the only valid way to work towards employment under the billionaires' dictatorship.

However, I still need to buy groceries, and I find myself trying to stretch out my savings for as long as possible, since paid NSFW doesn't really pay much unless you're Belle Delphine, Lil Tay, or hell, even Markiplier of all people.

As for why I'm posting this on my fumo account, it's because I've created the starter pack as a way for Touhou fans to still be able to have the funny plushies in their timeline, without having to scroll through all the transphobia, racism, egg theory, snuff, and AI generated fumo videos. With that in mind, I've decided the best course of action is to stand up for myself, and say that while I do want more people to be able to enjoy fumo content without Twitter's bullshit, I don't have problems with the starter pack shrinking or reaching fewer users if these people are to decide that the way I try and buy my groceries is somehow a problem. If people have an issue with the NSFW i post through the other account, I implore that you mute instead, as that will have less impact (if any) on how well my account can be discovered, especially since selling pictures of myself is my only source of income so long as Canada remains under the iron fist of the "free" market.

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 7h

Because SoulCalibur is trending on Twitter, here's the characters that I'd like to see as a guest. I'm probably not gonna grace this post with hashtags tbh.

Astartes Force Commander (Warhammer 40K)

In terms of the actual character, I think the best pick for a 40K rep would be the protagonist from Dawn of War II.

Since it's commonly believed that he is on a penitent crusade in the Eye of Terror, they could explain his appearance in the SoulCalibur universe as a Peril of the Warp, since the flow of time is almost nonexistent when you're driving a ship through Space Hell. In 40K canon, there have been reports of Imperial vessels arriving to their destination BEFORE their departure date, and this could be used as a way to have a Space Marine in the Soulcalibur universe.

Gameplay-wise, I imagine the Force Commander to have the Storm Shield as his weapon, since Sophitia and Cassandra primarily fight with small bucklers, and there has not been a character who fights with a shield the size of them. I could see his fighting style incorporating a mix of auto-Guard Impact and super armor, but his slow, lumbering stature could make him a decently punishable character if his armor attacks are misused.

Hell, even just having a Space Marine would open up a lot of options for character customization, as you could use other characters' fighting styles to represent other chapters in online matches.

Yuyuko Saigyouji (Touhou Project)

With SoulCalibur III being playable in an emulated form on PSN, there's gonna be a lot of people who will be introduced to SC3's Steel Fan fighting styles, which was one of the few "custom character" characters that has a unique fighting style, rather than being a gender-neutral clone of existing fighters.

However, since the Steel Fan fighting style's original owner is a balding fat dude, I'm convinced that the only way it'll ever return is if a guest character were to fight with fans. On top of being a cute ghost lady who fights with fans, I think Yuyuko would be worth it so as to have Tokyo Active NEETs bring their orchestral rendition of Border of Life into the game, and to hear Paul St. Peter narrate about Gensokyo in Yuyuko's character story.

Yuri Lowell - Tales of Vesperia

Is Vesperia still considered to be the most popular Tales game? I feel like there should be a character in the Soulcalibur series who's fighting style could be seen as "Soul of Tales Series", especially since Tales is Bandai Namco's second flagship franchise next to Tekken. Gameplay-wise, a Tales rep would likely be heavily built around meter burn, so as to have the Soul Gauge be a fighting game version of your TP gauge. I could see something of a continuation of Geralt's meter-based mechanics, though since a Tales rep would be representing one of the developer's flagship franchises, they absolutely cannot nerf Yuri or whoever ends up representing the franchise to the ground.

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 9h

Me still having my fingers crossed for a Command and Conquer reboot developed by Relic Entertainment

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 9h

Luigi Wins by Doing Nothing: Bluesky Edition

An account that has gained almost 3000 followers without posting anything or replying to anyone. Their only interaction so far is reposting another account's interaction bait.

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 9h

Me wishing that Devolver Digital would buy the rights to Duke Nukem from Randy Bitchford, so as to have a Croteam-developed reboot:

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 9h

I think this is a worthwhile statement to make that I wish I had learned much sooner:

"Silence is compliance."

If you don't get an answer from them, you already have your answer.

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1d

Considering the drama surrounding the music publishing of Undertale and Deltarune, have you considered possibly publishing Chapter 5's soundtrack through @nuclearblast.bsky.social?

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1d

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

#jobsearch #roblaws #jobhunt

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Marilyn Munster @heyfren.bsky.social · 2d

Good advice.

Pic of a Buffalo.
Caption says: believe in yourself like tourists believe they can pet buffalo.

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flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1d

Please tell me that's fake. The atrophied arms and legs definitely seem like the kind of thing that'd Nickelodeon would greenlight back in the turn of the millennium

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flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1d

Speaking of that struggle, I am likely gonna have to divulge on that here. I just need to find the right words

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1d

My jobless ass when seeing Fantasy Maiden Wars' price (it's $45 Canadian base price)

Gensokyo's resident shrine maiden Reimu Hakurei laying face down on the ground, presumably dead because the P blocks you drop when dying in the mainline Touhou games can also also seen.

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flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1d

Whereabouts is she in? What did she end up buying, and is there a pic of it, fumo for scale?

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flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1d

If it does turn out to be Mima, I'm still going to buy a cosplay of her to post on both my accounts

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 2d

You probably know more about this than I do. Did literacy in the USSR drop at all after Lenin's death?

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Roguepilot64 @roguepilot64.bsky.social · 2d

Proof that Aya is better than Hatate.

IceFairy (東方錦上京ネタバレ注意 ) @richardeffendi.bsky.social · 2d

ZUN (Talking about Alt Hatate) : Her title, "Way too Modern-Day Thoughtography Reporter", makes me think she'll just plagiarize everything. Leave everything to AI.

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flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 2d

Is this my cue to shill for Touhou Dystopian? She do be a playable character in that

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 2d

How does it compare against PCem?

flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a modern Aya alt in that game?