“Without the United States everything in the world would die.” Sure, Jan 😂 #trump

“We’re leading [in AI] because of tariffs.” WHAT?? #trump #pressconference #AI

Ah yes, we’ve begun the “It must be AI” argument for things we don’t want to explain 🙄 #trump #spacecommand

Also Trump’s right hand is CAKED in makeup and it looks like he was just pulled out of bed.

“Whoever controls the skies controls the future of warfare.” EXCUSE me, Hegseth? So what I’m taking away from this press conference is that we’re punishing Colorado for having mail-in voting and we want to invest in space because we want to be better at war. #trump #spacecommand

Literally just watched live as Chris Valenti got banned for this TikTok. Saw the banning in real-time. This is insane.

Four years ago, I woke up at 4 AM to watch ALL of the inauguration coverage, drank a full bottle of champagne, and danced in my kitchen for hours. Today I woke up at 4 AM with existential dread and have had “Nearer My God to Thee” stuck in my head the whole morning. The ship is sinking fast.

Yeah, that tracks. Last week I developed walking pneumonia and myocarditis and was like “Well, this feels totally appropriate for what’s coming…”

Me, finished #WaT #WindandTruth #StormlightArchive #BrandonSanderson #Cosmere

Me, going into Day Ten #WaT #WindandTruth #BrandonSanderson #Cosmere

Me, at the end of Day Nine #WaT #WindandTruth #BrandonSanderson #Cosmere

Me, knowing I have to admit defeat and go to bed for the night, making it inevitable that I finish #WindandTruth tomorrow at work #WaT #BrandonSanderson #Cosmere

Me, going into Day Nine #WaT #WindandTruth #BrandonSanderson #StormlightArchive #Cosmere

Me, stress-eating my way though Day Eight #WaT #BrandonSanderson #StormlightArchive

Me at the end of the Day Six #WaT interludes.