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Flanagan

@flanageddon.bsky.social

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Full-time annoyance Geriatric Millennial Twitch affiliate Writer at Blizzardwatch Lover of Warcraft, Fallout, and all things of the greatest city ever, Philadelphia. #C4FknL He,him,they,them

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Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · Nov 6

Seeing as I just deleted twitter and need to start over.

I'm Flan.
Former host of 2 dead podcasts
Mascot to a defunct Overwatch League team
Full time desk jockey
Contributing writer at @blizzardwatch.bsky.social
( Look ma! I am a Warcraft content creator! Are you proud of me yet?)

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Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 20h

we didn't wipe, so no excuse for a " fuck you, Shoresy"

Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 20h

At what point is it safe to say Mike Johnson is a Westworld robot?

the TV show Westworld where the phrase "it doesn't look like anything to me" was a tell that someone was a robot as they were programed to ignore objects

Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 20h

sadly no "Give your Balls a tug" alert

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Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 3d

Time of year to watch Over the Garden Wall

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4d

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 3d

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Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 4d

Dear Hims ads.. you seriously over estimate my gray hairs and how much I have had sex in the last 5 years.

Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 4d

I mean... of course Guillermo del Toro would focus in on that.

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Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 4d

Oh. The Strain, at least the first book went into that.

Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 4d

On a diet of blood, how much poop is there?

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4d

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 4d

If the urinal piss mats at work smell like watermelon bubble yum... what the hell was watermelon bubble yum made of?

(Urinal piss mats being a replacement for urinal cakes)

Flanagan @flanageddon.bsky.social · 4d

The spiked dildo of consequence rarely comes as lube as it is for jones who has spent 3 years delaying so he can move his businesses into new businesses not named and therefore untouchable. May he fail at such blatant disregard for others.