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fitzjohn.bsky.social
As Sparks Fly Upwards
@fitzjohn.bsky.social
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Failed writer, failing better. MDANT, so there's that.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 12m
He's a sharp one, that Neil, isn't he?
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 16m
It was regarded as a sovereign remedy for an (ahem) "upset stomach".
Stirred into a cup of warm water, "get that down you and get off to school".
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 21m
There was still a bottle in our house (IIRC) in 1979.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1h
Raymond Reddington has read your posts.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1h
Available on request.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1h
That's not going to help. He can't read.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 2h
Well, according to Dershowitz, his certainly will.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 2h
He went to Japan. To talk about Kamikaze pilots.
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fitzjohn.bsky.social
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 5h
"That's Shry-VELL. And it's Richard."
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 5h
I'm no psychologist, but it's always appeared to me that if you've really bought in, mentally escaping a cult is hellishly difficult. Which suggests to me that the MTGs, the Pauls, and the Massies who are now turning on him were going along to get on all along.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 5h
Nimble little buggers, aren't they?
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 8h
Too salty, but keep 'em coming anyway.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 10h
#WhenTaken #617 (05.11.2025)

I scored 824/1000🏅

1️⃣📍1.8K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈151/200
2️⃣📍13.4 km - 🗓️19 yrs - 🥈157/200
3️⃣📍997 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
4️⃣📍20.8 km - 🗓️20 yrs - 🥈154/200
5️⃣📍2.5 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 12h
I'll bet there isn't an intact bottle of ketchup in the White House.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 12h
Big debating point is whether Mamdani has driven them all insane, or whether they were insane to start with.
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fitzjohn.bsky.social
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 20h
More like the Pentagram press corps.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1d
For 'reform' read 'fumigation'.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1d
We appear to be seeing a resurgence of the Know Nothing Party.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1d
#WhenTaken #616 (04.11.2025)

I scored 806/1000🏅

1️⃣📍1.9K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥈144/200
2️⃣📍953 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥈166/200
3️⃣📍5.6 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
4️⃣📍1.2 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉115/200
5️⃣📍550 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇181/200
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As has been noted, 3 was a gimme. And my time error on 4 is depressing.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1d
Anybody remember 4-6-0? That fucking worked.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1d
Anybody remember 4-6-0? That fucking worked.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1d
Ah, no.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1d
Ah, no.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1d
In Italy, he'd be hanging by his fucking heels by now.
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 1d
That's a fucking lie, because he hangs on Trump's every word in case the Great Pumpkin spills Mikey's secret.
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