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Darcy

Darcy

@fitzdarcy.bsky.social

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Vicarious dating expert (4 sisters-in-law). Atty. Real estate investor. Go Birds. I🧡TLOAS 🫶🦅💚

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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3h

Easy. Just erase your acct, ID, everything.

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 21h

Auspicious accomplishment : got tantrum-blocked toda by Sam Adams (Sr Editor @slate.com, writer for @nytimes.com and @rollingstone.com) blocked me today because I disagreed with him.

Plot twist: his skeet was about professional standards.

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly I forget sometimes that I still have it

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

Wholeheartedly agree 😂

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

PEDs

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

You're taking this way, way too seriously

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

1. This is not academia. Nobody is enforcing MLA, AP, or Chicago Manual. If you are pls announce in bio. 2. It's not my job to funnel traffic to outside sources. 3. If you're in doubt maybe just Google it?

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

I hear they have lots of free space

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

Yessss I found my people!!!

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

He all but laughed when Wentz got trucked by Carter. It was pretty clear Tim enjoyed it as much as I did.

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

I spent the whole 1st qtr muttering "shut up, Tom." To his credit, though he absolutely roasted Wentz 😂

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

Totally. She was an ungodly bully, and borderline misogynist.

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

1. It makes for a great mid-season story either way and

2. His wife is made of much tougher stuff than I

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

Ellen is positively insufferable in those interviews.

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

With #55 back in action 🦅💚🦅 #eagles

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

Don't forget he allows himself quite a bit of, um, creative license 😂

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

I'm super conflicted about this. Is it great to have BG's energy and leadership on the field? Yes. Is it risky to put a slightly banged-up 37-y/o DE who hasn't trained with a team in 8 months back on the field? Yes.

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

If Tom Brady does indeed play flag football in 2026 it will be the 2nd time he's came out of retirement

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 5d

Lols

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 5d

Um, what?

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 5d

Better late than never

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 5d

I dunno it may have been his only intentional play so far this season. Pretty sure he wants out, and that's a good way to do it 😐

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 5d

He's trying to get himself out

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 5d

I'll admit I died inside a little

Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 5d

That is NOT a catch #eagles