Jowin Glastrum
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social
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Former First Warden, Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt, and LinkedIn Recruiter. Rook can kick rocks. Currently Residing in a Cave near Crestwood. Quack
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firstgreywarden.bsky.social
"Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—

Darkness there and nothing more.
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too 🫆

Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too 🫆

Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
The caves near Crestwood🥚are not THAT bad for shelter. 🐌

Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐

I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
I'm glad you understand, Magister. 🥲
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
You may be wondering why your illustrious leader has disappeared. 👻

It is simple, dear recruit. 😔

Because of the NFM crash 🚗

I lost Weisshaupt 🏰

And the Fadenet 🌍

I lost the Wardens 🛡️

And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟

It's a dark time 🌕

My only reprieve ✌️

Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT
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venatori4life.bsky.social
Happy Monday to everyone except Rook and the Inquisitor. I hope you both get caught up in eluvian traffic or whatever.
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
(omgomgomgomgomgomg) 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
If you wanted a life of leisure, you should have just become king.

Being a Warden is about hard work 💪
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
I'm tired of pretending Adamant was a bad thing. If it worked, YOU wouldn't have been able to start a new one over some SCAFFOLDING.
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
@ Everyone who was mad about the Grey Wardens aligning with the Venatori when they care about our future financial independence, the continued strength of our industry, and personal self-improvement via teaching our Mages new magic.

Plus, they're just cool. A real friend.
venatori4life.bsky.social
It's so rude that they want to cut jobs from your people, Commander. The venatori would make sure you ALWAYS have work.
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
@ Dalish ????
venatori4life.bsky.social
Ugh, why won't Orlesians or the Dalish let us build a blightline through the Emerald Graves?

Don't they know it'll affect the blight industry??? Do they not care that they are putting many Grey Wardens out of work by not having blight around???
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venatori4life.bsky.social
If we get this to 200, I will say exactly one nice thing about every dragon age protagonist
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
A Sovereign each, 5 Sovereigns for the Secret Labubus. They sold quickly and helped secure a financial safety net for the Wardens.
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
Theoretically? Well. Our Grey Wardens would need to become Grey Volunteers. We'd likely lose various real assets. I'd lose Weisshaupt to Tevinter FOR Sure. Our poverty levels would rise dramatically, and we'd be ill-equipped to battle Darkspawn.

But The Venatori give excellent financial advice. 💰💰💰
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
And WHERE exactly do you suppose we get the coin for food and training?

I am working to secure our future. Coin is necessary to defeat the Blight, and all the Wardens will be better off once these investments mature.
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
And I would watch the horizon for the shields of Wardens to defeat the Sixth Blight, if I were you.

🥇Gold-Trimmed Armor 🔰
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
Wait, now I feel kinda bad. 🫣
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venatori4life.bsky.social
Privatize healing potions tbh. Stop leaving them scattered around the North for just any ol' person to use.
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
I fear no Crow 🐦‍⬛.

Wardens have stood against The Blight for Ages with little to no respect, much less coin 👛, paid by the nations we've died for.⚰️

Besides, I've already invested it in the NFMs 🐵. When I cash them out, I shall toss a coin to your Rooks. 🤑🤑🤑

What they deserve and no less.
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
I Am their Supreme Commander...sometimes. What more right do I need? What I do, I do for the Wardens, for defeating the Blight.

These investments will have a high ROI, empowering Wardens to end The Blight.

I'll do anything to stop The Blight.
firstgreywarden.bsky.social
When these STONKS turn Grey 🩶 to Gold 🪙, Rook certainly won't mind.

And All of Them. The Answer is the entire "Rookverse."