kaey
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MDZS, FF7 | she/her | 30+ | stringing random words together & hoping for the best | occasionally 🔞| pfp: @2istoomany | AO3: PixieLeader | Minors DNI
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Imagine the cultivation world studying the YLLZ's dizi after he died, writing whole treatises on each strange marking

Scholar 1: This one is a symbol of death!

Scholar 2: No, that's to trap souls!

Joke's on them - those markings are from A-Yuan's teeth when he was teething
Forever alone, just as he likes it 🤣
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he's working hard on his calligraphy practice
Down at the bottom of the mountain in Yiling, the villagers shiver. A baby cries. The elders whisper to their grandchildren never to cross the Yiling Laozu when he's playing his dizi, the fearsome Chenqing
And so he plays

Chenqing: *toot toot*
Spirits: *howling*

WWX puts his dizi to his lips, letting the red stain of resentment bleed across his vision

WWX, whispering darkly with a smile: Now

Gathering the power of the Burial Mounds, his old friend, he funnels it through his veins and his breath
Ghost girls: *spine-chilling wailing*

WWX: Perfect, perfect! Corpses; I want guttural groans! Like you're starving for the last tasty morsel of human thigh

Corpses: *groaning*

WWX: AMAZING, YOU GUYS ARE KILLING IT! NOW! SPIRITS! I WANT HOWLS
#MDZS

In the Burial Mounds:

WWX: Right, everyone. We're getting closer to our big entrance, and I've got a new plan

Ghosts & corpses: *groan pathetically*

WWX: No, no, this is gonna be the best yet! You, ghost girls, gimme a good wail
Cloud: You. Are. A. PEST

Sephiroth, happy that his Cloud is talking to him: But I'm YOUR pest 🥰

Cloud: 😒

Sephiroth: Please, show me how you're going to take me down...

Cloud: UGH. I hate you

Sephiroth: You'll still show me, though, won't you?

Cloud: ... Fine. Yes
#FFVII #Sefikura

Cloud: *cursing Sephiroth over evading them and vowing to take him down*

Tifa: Uh

Aerith: 😶

Cloud: *working himself up over how he's going to TAKE. SEPHIROTH. DOWN*

Vincent:

Cloud:

Cloud: He's right behind me, isn't he 😠

Sephiroth, purring: Hello, Cloud
Zack's supervisor, Angeal, is MORTIFIED. Meanwhile, Genesis is filming the whole thing, including Seph and Cloud's reactions for posterity
Two. Always two 😌
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At the next year's conference, some cheeky little post-grad student presents a paper on the influence of intradepartmental relationships on research outcomes, and everyone who was there last year KNOWS who is being referenced
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Lan Qiren struggles to teach his nephews how to asses what is an appropriate punishment for a given infraction.

Lan Xichen, age 10: Surely, a slap on the wrist would suffice.

(LQR: No.)

Lan Wangji, age 7: Death by sword. But we are merciful, so it would be quick.

(LQR: No!)
#MDZS

WWX: *yapping*

Random person: Hey, do you ever shut up? Let someone else talk for once

LWJ, glaring menacingly: You will be quiet. He is yapping 😠

Everyone in earshot: Got it, shutting up now 🫡😟

WWX: *yapping away like nothing ever happened*
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#ABSTRACTART #ART #ECOBRUTALISM #ARTSKY #ARTIST #EXPRESSIONISM #BRUTALISM #CONTEMPORARYART
That sounds like puny! Darkreconstructions!
Thank you, Sil, for creating this event!

I had such grand plans of writing multiple AUs for this multi fandom event, but then life happened, so I'm sliding this one in right at the end!
I'll order one heart please (yours)

💗 Coffee shop AU
💗 Two idiots falling in love
💗 The horrible reality of choosing a coffee order
💗 2.3k words, one shot
💗 The Great Coffee Shop September

#FFVII #Sefikura

Link below
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Snippet of one of my participation for this year's @mxtx-foodzine.bsky.social edition 👀