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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 8h

"Now everyone may be talking shit, but I'll level with you. That's fire"

𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓭𝔂 @the5thone.bsky.social · 9h

“Yum breakfast”

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Reposted by Jax of 09

ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴇɢʙᴇʀᴛ @zoosmell-pooplord.bsky.social · 13d

"𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕀 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤!"

John Egbert, 13 years old and not a day older.

Muse portrayal is at the start of the comic

Mun still new to Homestuck, but does get the general idea.

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 17h

"It says gullible in the ceiling"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 18h

…

Jax, I will bench press your fuck ass

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 18h

"There never was a new Zealand in the first place bud. Look at you, believing those WAAACKY conspiracy theories"

"Jeez kid, ya gotta grow up"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 18h

"There never was a new Zealand in the first place bud. Look at you, believing those WAAACKY conspiracy theories"

"Jeez kid, ya gotta grow up"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 18h

You’re gonna have a talk, and then whimsically out of nowhere, suddenly New Zealand will have been a myth.

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 18h

"Sora I just want to talk to her that's all. We are just gonna talk"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 18h

"Sora I just want to talk to her that's all. We are just gonna talk"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 18h

The last thing we need is for you and Pinkie to meet.

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 18h

"I'm gonna have to meet this pink fuck, ain't no one worse than me"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 18h

"I'm gonna have to meet this pink fuck, ain't no one worse than me"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 23h

[ Sora art by @narsonel.bsky.social ]

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Yeah? Ever tried a carrot? That's the good stuff"

Wally Darling @hesthemost.bsky.social · 1d

"But I like apples."

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"... What are you a pussy? Eat a real snack"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"... What are you a pussy? Eat a real snack"

Wally Darling @hesthemost.bsky.social · 1d

He was sitting there holding an apple.

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"When I find someone with enough pocket change to make it worth mugging em"

𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 @notamimiga.bsky.social · 1d

“Oh hell yeah where do we start?”

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Alright, let's get to beating people up"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Alright, let's get to beating people up"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 2d

"I simply know the kinda person that I am. I'm someone who hurts people and likes it. Plain and simple"

"Now, maybe if I joined a BDSM club, heh, I'll commit to a membership, but I'm not quite there yet"

"Gotta wait till I graduate"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 2d

Really? You don’t think anybody can commit to you?

I dunno, have you ever at least given the idea a shot?

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 2d

"..."

"Now. Can't it be a little bit of both? Commitment issues? Nah, I just know people can't commit to me"

"So I'm not gonna commit to them. Be st least two moves ahead at all times man"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 2d

"..."

"Now. Can't it be a little bit of both? Commitment issues? Nah, I just know people can't commit to me"

"So I'm not gonna commit to them. Be st least two moves ahead at all times man"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 2d

Do you not have a boyfriend because you’re not gay, or do you not have a boyfriend because you don’t wanna commit to anybody?

You can be honest.

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 2d

"If I were gay, I'd have a boyfriend. The opposite can't be true however, because women creep me out"

"So of course I don't have a girlfriend"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 2d

"If I were gay, I'd have a boyfriend. The opposite can't be true however, because women creep me out"

"So of course I don't have a girlfriend"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 2d

Dude, you’re like the gayest guy that has yet to admit he’s gay that I’ve ever met.

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 2d

"I have no idea what you're talking about"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 2d

"I have no idea what you're talking about"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 2d

"...'

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 2d

Jax, you’re a homo.

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 2d

"No idea how that happened"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 2d

I smell gay people.

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"Your..."

He then goes silent choking back his words. His expression was unreadable before it began growing into a smile.

A deranged, almost psychotic smile

"Huh... That's very good to know. I'll take care of that, real quick"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"Now. Tell me about this Loa person. Make it easier on me to find and take care of em. But take your time if it's difficult"

"I don't need you sobbing in your sentences and making it hard to understand"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 3d

*she nods to him, albeit facing the wrong way*

"P-please..."

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"... Alright alright. Yeesh I get it. I get it. They're both fuckin problems."

"You want me to take care of em both for ya? I can if that's what ya want"

Reposted by Jax of 09

Wally Darling @hesthemost.bsky.social · Apr 28

bsky.app/profile/hest...

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"... Alright alright. Yeesh I get it. I get it. They're both fuckin problems."

"You want me to take care of em both for ya? I can if that's what ya want"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 3d

*Whoever it was clearly affected her negatively, as she wept harder.*

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"Of Lao? Uh... Yeah hahaha... I don't know who that is uh-"

"Is that someone I should be familiar with?"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"Of Lao? Uh... Yeah hahaha... I don't know who that is uh-"

"Is that someone I should be familiar with?"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 3d

"T-they remind me...

O-of Lao..."

*Who the HELL was Lao??*

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

He's left in a state of shock as she hugs him, raising his hands into the air in surprise.

But he groans and rolls his eyes before lowering his arms to pat her on the back

"There there. What'd this uh... Puppet do?"

Reposted by Jax of 09

𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 @notamimiga.bsky.social · Sep 10

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ALT: pixel art of a person sitting in front of a computer

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

He's left in a state of shock as she hugs him, raising his hands into the air in surprise.

But he groans and rolls his eyes before lowering his arms to pat her on the back

"There there. What'd this uh... Puppet do?"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 3d

*she starts to sniffle as she hugs him*

"T-the puppet..."

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"Hey, so I know I ain't exactly someone you're familiar with, but you look like you're willing to bitch anyone in your vicinity"

"And it just so happens that I'm in that vicinity. You wanna talk about it and not try and bitch me?"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"Hey, so I know I ain't exactly someone you're familiar with, but you look like you're willing to bitch anyone in your vicinity"

"And it just so happens that I'm in that vicinity. You wanna talk about it and not try and bitch me?"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 3d

*She is now shaking and about to meltdown.

Everything, especially that Wally person, got to her*

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"Why's everyone picking on compact chaos over there? Seems like bullying at this point but what do I know"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 3d

"Why's everyone picking on compact chaos over there? Seems like bullying at this point but what do I know"