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Fiasco the cat

@fiascothecat.bsky.social

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Fiasco is BIG GENIUS can catch any kind of moth even MAMMOTH am still working on hims SCREENPLAY it is very good no u cannot read it (he/him).

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 1d

Fiasco am TALL!

... Big Friend is all "No no ur not supposed to be up there, ur supposed to rest that paw!!"

Pfffft, Fiasco do what hims want

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a white bib, sitting on top of a very high cabinet (near the ceiling)

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 1d

Hey @gianttourtiere.bsky.social as Fiasco's legal adviser can u advise on whether Fiasco can keep calling horrible babby kitten Francastein's Monster

Big Friend says kitten might sue for deffamation?

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 3d

We stan a man who holds extremely still when he sees the phone come out

a fluffy grey tabby with white toes, sitting on a blanket in a ray of sunshine, giving me a really severe case of side-eye (i don't care, he's getting free room and board, he can only give me so much sass)

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 3d

No no Fiasco am very hamsome!

Him have a signed afadavit somewheres

Saying "Fiasco am most hamsome man"

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4d

We should ask for more moneys

Like twentylots million dollars

Or a whole tuna

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4d

FIASCO GOT EVICTED FROM HIMS LAIR

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 8d

Aren't u suppose to be working on ur novel

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 8d

Fiasco have a round bottom!

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 8d

Not too late to give back babby after three year!

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10d

NOOOOOOOO DESE ARE FIASCO'S FAVOURITE TOYS

ALL OF THEM

Him just, uh, forgot

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10d

Auughhh while Fiasco was ON PATROL for SQUIRL OUTSIDE Big Friend smooched him on head and said "Awww aren't u so hamsome Fiasco"

NO SMOOCH

NEED TO BE TAKEN SRSLY BY LOCAL WILDLIFE

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10d

SQUIRL OUTSIDE

I CAN HEAR HIMS BUT NOT SEE HIMS?!!?? WHAT IS HIDING

PROLLY STOLEN GOODS

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a white bib and white toes, on very high alert, lying in a rectangular grey cat bed with my front paws over the edge, looking to the left.

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10d

No no lissen Evan

The birbs are part of a CONSPIRACY

Fiasco am pretty sure

Just need to press hims head against the glass a little longer and EVESDROP

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12d

NO NOT THE HORRIBLE BABBY

WHY IS BABBY STILL HERE?!!??

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12d

Fiasco am on the Fiasco colour blankie

NO ONE CAN FIND HIMS HERE

Fiasco am... incog... uh... inog... cog... u know. Eggnogito.

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a white bib and white toes, sitting on a faux-fur blanket of various shades of grey.

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 14d

U could let Fiasco start a maggazine!

It could be about KITTIES IN SPACE

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 14d

HI FREND big frend just came by and said "Hi budy u r a trip hazzard, are u all rite"

Fiasco is ALL RIIIIIIIIITE haha

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 14d

Fiasco am... hav... am hav found new wal to look at

Prety interesting

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, as high as a kite with pupils like dimes, sitting in a hallway with my right paw slightly raised. i am facing the viewer and looking at not the open door to my right, but the wall to my left.

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 14d

Woooowwwwwww

Big Friend grabbed Fiasco and squirted some STUFF in hims mouth and said "No overgroom that paw, Fiasco, it has to heals" and let him go

And now Fiasco am... stare at wall... have u ever really LOOKED at a wall?? It pretty amazing