If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." -Jack Handy
Elvis Presley would have been 88 years old today. Happy birthday King! I know many others are like me and celebrate this day with as much enthusiasm as we do with Cinco De Mayo, so just a reminder to celebrate responsibly. #dontdrinkanddrive#elvispresley#kingofrocknroll#elvis#dontdodrugs
Anybody else forget to check their kid’s lunchbox when they came home for Winter Break 2 1/2 weeks ago, and just now found what I think used to be a half eaten sandwich? No? Just me? Okay then #dadlife #parenting #kids #winterbreak
