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Fats Falafel

@fatsfalafel.bsky.social

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Web developer. Musician. Professional wrestling meme weirdo. Theoretically a sound guy.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 5m

Some nerd on Squared Circle made a whole ass spreadsheet just to try to convince users that TNA doesn't look like a bunch of cucks in that partnership lol

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 9h

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 10h

Oh I thought he did something new lol

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 10h

This choir at the Mamdani rally is eating this shit tf up

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 11h

It's not jist that Dustin apparently has dogshit political views. He is openly bragging about people being terrorized in the streets. That's more than political difference. It's absolute fucking malice.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 12h

And the Bills are getting cocked on? Rough day at the office.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 13h

Steven Crowder reacts in horror as he realizes Samoa Joe has called into the show

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 14h

Anyway, here's Samoa Joe

#AEW

Sam Seder as Samoa Joe giving a senton to MJF while flipping double birds

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 14h

Zohran giving a speech and you just hear "PAUSE IT" way in the back

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 14h

When the waiter says you have enough grated parmesan:

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 19h

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 20h

Living on top of a hill as the area gets like 8 feet of rain over 2 and a half days:

Principal Skinner looking down from an angle

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 20h

Captain Lou Albano edited next to a picture of himself as Super Mario

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 20h

It seems like a ton of people left after the Hardys/Dudleys match. That says way more about their current product than anything.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 21h

This is like when the Ghostbusters used the Statue of Liberty to unite everyone in NYC in a show of solidarity and positivity. ICE is the Vigo / bad mood slime and the people are defeating it with Jackie Wilson

Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 23h

The US federal attack on Portland has resulted in the best advertisement for a city that I have ever seen. Round-the-clock joy, community solidarity and silliness that much of the West has lost and longs for.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 22h

"Somehow"

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 23h

Every day is happy Tomei day

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 23h

He is crushing this piece. Fuck Bari.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 23h

SOUP!

(This can double as a wrestling and a "it's 40 degrees and raining" post)

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d

As contrived as it is, Chef is on my comfort watch list. Exaggerated but still accurate.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d

Watching a set I worked from a few months ago for a fairly popular Irish band, who regularly plays festivals worldwide, and I got the biggest smile across my face while remembering this bit:

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d

This isn't even shade. It's a solar eclipse.